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Judge Criticised After Handing Down Something Called ‘Prison Sentence’ To Violent Offender
THERE has been confusion in legal circles and an appeal for scholars of Irish law history to come forward and ... -
Disorganised Crime Gang Arrested After Turning Up To Wrong Bank
FOUR MEMBERS of the notorious O’Loughlin disorganised crime gang will appear before the courts today charge with failing to rob ... -
Weinstein Tells Judge She Could Have A Decent Acting Career If She Looks After Him
FORMER movie mogul and renowned sexual predator Harvey Weinstein has approached the female judge of his upcoming rape trial and ... -
The Complete List Of Insults We’re Legally Allowed Hurl At John Delaney
Recently departing his role as CEO at the FAI John Delaney leaves behind a legacy of the FAI racking up ... -
Prince Harry Apprehensive After Getting Andrew For Secret Santa
THE Duke Of Sussex emitted an audible ‘oh for fuck sake’ at this morning’s annual Kris Kringle draw in Buckingham ... -
Buckingham Palace Closed Due To Floods Of Sweat
THE ROYAL residence has been damaged in a flash flood caused by the sudden and violent expulsion of unprecedented volumes ... -
Prince Andrew Forced To Walk Naked Through London As Woman With Bell Chants ‘Shame’
THE Royal Family have brokered a deal with the public to finally put this whole ‘Prince Andrew Was Good Friends ... -
Drug Cartel Hiring Extra Staff For Busy Christmas Period
THERE was good news on the employment front today, after a notorious Dublin drug cartel announced that it would be ... -
“But I Still Get Paid, Right?”
“So I step down from whatever it is I’m meant to be doing, but I still get paid?” Prince Andrew ... -
Kevin Spacey To Play Prince Andrew In Season 4 Of ‘The Crown’
FRESH from the superb third season of the critical hit that is Netflix’s regal drama ‘The Crown’ comes the news ... -
All The Ways Prince Andrew’s Interview Could Have Gone Worse
IT’S the embarrassing, reputation-ruining PR nightmare of an interview everyone is talking about. Prince Andrew’s feeble attempt to justify his ... -
“Border Region Crime Appeared Out Of Nowhere Overnight” Confirms Government
“We’re just as shocked and surprised as the public – we had no idea this ‘border region’ was even real,” ...
