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Saint Patrick Is Back To Banish Covid-19 & This Time He’s Pissed
WITH nothing but the sound of a lonely metal staff hitting the cobblestone streets of Temple Bar, a lonely grey ... -
Sinn FeÃn ‘Totally OK’ With FF/FG Taking It From Here
SINN FeÃn officials have reacted to the news that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are closing in on an agreement ... -
Grandparents Secretly Delighted They Can’t Mind Kids
GRANDPARENTS up and down the country have admitted to being secretly delighted with strict advice being given by authorities in ... -
Fact Check: Are You A Fucking Idiot For Sharing All Those Covid-19 WhatsApp Rumours?
LIKE other news agencies, WWN is dedicated to ensuring its readers and viewers get all the necessary and accurate information ... -
“Wait, We Have THREE Of Them?”: Behind The Scenes Of Parents Working From Home
IN MANY COUNTRIES around the world people are being asked, advised and forced to work from home, and for some ... -
Divorce Rates Skyrocket As Couples Forced Into Self-Isolation
A SPOKESPERSON for co-habiting couples around the world has said that precautionary self-isolation action needed to stave off the spread ... -
Trump Hails ‘Positive’ Talks With Covid-19
EMERGING from a fresh meeting, a pale US president Donald Trump coughed and spluttered his way through the welcome news ... -
Brian McFadden Gig Unaffected By Cancellation Of Indoor Events With More Than 100 People
THERE were huge sighs of relief among ticket holders up and down the country after they monitored a list of ... -
Church To Send Collection Basket Directly To Houses To Keep Parishioners Safe
THERE was good news for panicked parishioners today, after a report from the Catholic Church stating that it would absolve ... -
Local Man Not Cancelling Holidays Even If It Fucking Kills Him
A COUNTY Waterford father of two has vowed that no matter how bad the Covid-19 virus gets, he’s still going ... -
Lads Having Great Time At Cheltenham Told To Fucking Stay There
MINISTER For Health Simon Harris has issued updated travel advice for people in the wake of the Coronavirus outbreak, including ... -
Ireland Officially Changes Covid-19 Status From “Be Grand” To “Alright, Fair Enough”
WITH TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar confirming the need to temporarily close schools, creches and colleges along with guidelines on limiting public ...
