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Irish Drugs Cartel Announce Heroin Stimulus Package Amid Covid-19 Crisis
FOLLOWING the announcement that all restrictions due to the covid-19 crisis are to continue until the 19th of April, the ... -
Eerie! Nostradamus Predicted People Making Up Nostradamus Predictions
A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered Nostradamus quatrain has detailed the rise of fake Nostradamus predictions which he said would mislead people into ... -
No, Martin! Now’s Not The Time To Be Texting Your Ex-Fucking-Girlfriend!
THE suffocating blanket of dread placed over just about everyone during this Covid-19 pandemic has lead many people to reassess ... -
How To Make A Happy Meal Your Kids Will Think Came Straight From McDonalds!
CORONAVIRUS claimed its biggest casualty of this crisis so far yesterday, with the closure of McDonalds restaurants around the country ... -
Group Of Adults Meeting Up Can’t Believe Group Of Teenagers Meeting Up
WHILE the vast majority of people have been doing their level best to adhere to the government’s advice on social ... -
Personal Grooming In The Age Of Covid-19: How To Avoid Looking Like A Heap Of ...
WITH EVERYWHERE in effective lockdown, barbers, hair stylists, nail technicians, brow threaders, waxers and tanning salons are no longer part ... -
Cost Of Petrol Annoyingly Low
WITH the country on the verge of a total lockdown and all but essential travel reduced to an absolute minimum, ... -
Signs You May Have Gone Mad While Self-Isolating
EVERYONE is doing their bit to retreat from their daily routines, minimising contact with other people and in cases of ... -
Mother’s Day Extended Into Three Week Wine And Netflix ‘Mother’s Season’
SPECIAL laws have been put into place by the government to extend ‘Mother’s Day’ into a month-long event, much like ... -
Teresa Mannion Attached To Megaphone With Responsibility For Enforcing Self-Isolation
AS AUTHORITIES note that large swathes of the country seem to be struggling with the idea of social distancing and ... -
Sky Sports Secure Rights To ‘Competitive Wanking Tournament’
BEREFT of traditional sport due to the cancellation of life as we know it, Sky Sports have secured a broadcasting ... -
“Keep Calm & Carry On” Johnson Tells Room Full Of Corpses
EVOKING the daring-do of the great generation that survived World War II, but won’t survive him, Britain’s PM Boris Johnson ...
