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“Make Room – I’m Jogging Here” Insists Big Important Man
PATHETIC walkers ranging from young to old are being reminded today to push over on the footpath as there are ... -
Couple Starting To Agree With Last Parent-Teacher Assessment Of Their Kids
WATERFORD couple Alex and Sheila Wilson have ‘rowed back’ on their dismissal of comments they heard during the last parent-teacher ... -
“Where’s Our Fucking Chips?” Demand Seagulls
THE Irish seagull community has called for emergency chips to be delivered to seaside resorts across the country amid dwindling ... -
Trump Places Tariff On Coronavirus
IN much-needed good news for the USA, President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he is to impose a heavy fee ... -
Large Shipment Of Brain Cells To Be Sent To Washington D.C
IN TIMES of crisis, everyday Americans living through the spread of Covid-19 are learning who their friends are. As New ... -
PPE Sent From China Found To Be Thousands Of Sexy Nurse Uniforms
FOLLOWING several long haul flights to and from China to secure vital personal protection equipment (PPE) for health workers on ... -
World Not Telling Covid-19 How To Do Its Job But Here’s A List Of People
ACKNOWLEDGING the positive diagnoses for noted insufferables such as Boris Johnson and Prince Charles, the world admitted that while it ... -
26 Thoughts Everyone Had While Watching The McGregor Covid-19 Videos
ADDRESSING his warrior people in the last week through multiple videos, part-time UFC fighter and full-time court hearing attender Conor ... -
Exclusive: The Taoiseach’s Next Pop Culture Heavy Speech Leaked
FRESH from becoming to the Meme King of Ireland after dropping iconic Terminator dialogue into his last address to the ... -
People Urged To Leave Valuables In Shed To Keep Burglars Ticking Over
DECIMATED by the coronavirus lockdown, the nation’s career criminals have come out in force to ask the general public if ... -
Grandparents Find New Ways To Be Racially Inappropriate During Isolation
IN heartwarming scenes across the country, the nation’s elderly population are still finding ways to embarrass their children and grandchildren ... -
Sun Taking The Absolute Fucking Piss At This Stage
A TEAM of scientists has confirmed that the sun seems to be taking the absolute fucking piss with its latest ...
