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Spoiled Millennials Get Ready For Second Recession Of Their Lifetime
THE pampered and spoiled snowflake generation of Ireland is stocking up on avocados and poetry recitals ahead of their next ... -
Number Of Drunk Idiots In A&E Falls To 250 Year Low
SCIENTISTS are investigating a possible side effect of Coronavirus infection spread after startling data from Irish A&E departments show a ... -
Local Family Trying To Outdo Everyone With Their Remote Social Distancing Pics
RESEARCHING for hours to find the most accessible, but remotest place in their vicinity, the Ryan family set out on ... -
Local Kid Can’t Believe Parents Call That A Day’s ‘Work’
A FRANKLY astonished 8-year-old Irish child is questioning everything he thought he knew about his parents after witnessing their half-arsed ... -
Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ... -
Here’s What’s In The Government’s Covid-19 Booklet
IN the coming days, a Coronavirus booklet issued by the government will be delivered to every house in the country, ... -
Nation Knows Things Are Bad But They’re Not ‘Fine Gael/Fianna Fáil Coalition’ Bad
THE IRISH people, never more unified against a common foe except for when the Brits couldn’t take the hint circa ... -
‘Coughing Prank’ Teenager Has iPhone Surgically Removed From His Hole
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it ... -
How To Isolate Yourself From Your Parent’s Shit Memes
WITH no sign of the Coronavirus lockdown coming to an end, the majority of the nation has stated that there’s ... -
World Glad Rich Famous People Being Tested Before Frontline Health Workers
“THANK GOD, that’s one comfort during these sorrowful times,” exhaled the world, breathing a gargantuan sigh of relief as it ... -
Ireland Becomes Socialist Republic Overnight
WITH PRIVATE hospitals being taken into public ownership, increased welfare supports for the vast majority of the nation and a ... -
Man Makes Sure To Set Up Laptop In Front Of Bookcase Ahead Of Skype Meeting
WATERFORD self-isolator Derek Smithlan is ‘all set’ for his work-from-home Skype meeting with the rest of his team, having spent ...
