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Dublin Canals Run Clear Amid Covid Lockdown Revealing Beautiful Shopping Trolleys, Handguns
MIRRORING incredible scenes in Venice, where tourist-free canals produced fantastic displays of marine life swimming freely in the now clear ... -
“No Shifting Anyone”; Government’s New Emergency Covid-19 Laws In Full
THE swapping of spits, mouth jousting and gymnastic contortion of tongues have been temporarily outlawed in Ireland as part of ... -
Finally! First Chinese Kids Return To Work In Apple Factories
THOSE searching for good news in these uncertain times should get a bit of relief from the news coming out ... -
“Not All Super Villains Have Cats” State Landlords In Rousing Speech
THE landlords of Ireland, considered by themselves to be among the hardest hit by the Coronavirus, needed a win. They ... -
“We’re Taking This Seriously” Johnson Confirms From Pub, 6 Pints In
“WE’RE making every effort to limit this spread, businesses will be supported, just practice social distancing,” confirmed UK PM Boris ... -
“Go Rev Matt Agat” Students Thank Government For Full Marks In Irish Oral Exams
THE DEPARTMENT of Education has this morning announced that Irish junior and leaving cert oral exams are to be cancelled ... -
Diary Of Someone With Covid-19 In Self-Isolation
DUBLIN man and Covid-19 contractor Danny Loughton was kind enough to share his experience with WWN. In his diary entries ... -
The Trump Guide To Handling A Pandemic
THANKS to president Donald Trump America has moved from a status ‘this is a non-existent problem made up by the ... -
Old Person Using Special Shopping Hours Revealed To Be Two Kids In Long Coat
EXTRA security is being put in place in supermarkets around the country after two Waterford youths attempted to avail of ... -
“I’m Not Just A Piece Of Meat”
WWN speaks exclusively to the man at the centre of so many WhatsApp group interactions and big mickey based tomfoolery, ... -
Local Eejits Told Now’s Really Not The Time
‘EEJITERY’, a beloved pastime of many an Irish person, is to cease across the board until further notice as part ... -
The Boris Johnson Guide To Handling A Pandemic
WITH the vast majority of leaders of countries currently battling the spread of the Covid-19 virus following all the World ...
