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Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ... -
Here’s What’s In The Government’s Covid-19 Booklet
IN the coming days, a Coronavirus booklet issued by the government will be delivered to every house in the country, ... -
Nation Knows Things Are Bad But They’re Not ‘Fine Gael/Fianna Fáil Coalition’ Bad
THE IRISH people, never more unified against a common foe except for when the Brits couldn’t take the hint circa ... -
‘Coughing Prank’ Teenager Has iPhone Surgically Removed From His Hole
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it ... -
How To Isolate Yourself From Your Parent’s Shit Memes
WITH no sign of the Coronavirus lockdown coming to an end, the majority of the nation has stated that there’s ... -
World Glad Rich Famous People Being Tested Before Frontline Health Workers
“THANK GOD, that’s one comfort during these sorrowful times,” exhaled the world, breathing a gargantuan sigh of relief as it ... -
Ireland Becomes Socialist Republic Overnight
WITH PRIVATE hospitals being taken into public ownership, increased welfare supports for the vast majority of the nation and a ... -
Man Makes Sure To Set Up Laptop In Front Of Bookcase Ahead Of Skype Meeting
WATERFORD self-isolator Derek Smithlan is ‘all set’ for his work-from-home Skype meeting with the rest of his team, having spent ... -
Irish Drugs Cartel Announce Heroin Stimulus Package Amid Covid-19 Crisis
FOLLOWING the announcement that all restrictions due to the covid-19 crisis are to continue until the 19th of April, the ... -
Eerie! Nostradamus Predicted People Making Up Nostradamus Predictions
A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered Nostradamus quatrain has detailed the rise of fake Nostradamus predictions which he said would mislead people into ...