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Local Man Appoints Himself World’s Foremost Expert On Coronavirus
RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly ... -
Furious McDonald Had Warned Kids Not To Leave House Without Balaclavas
A FURIOUS Mary Lou McDonald has been talked down by her fellow party members from giving her children 24 hours ... -
Covid-19 Threat So Great Men Now Actively Washing Hands After Using Toilet
THE SIGHT of men the world over, who normally think nothing of going a decade or so without washing their ... -
All Other News Suspended Over Coronavirus
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news ... -
Are You Panicking About Covid-19 Enough? Follow Our Guide
ARE YOU ONE of those unfathomably stupid idiots who’s making sure to only listen to trusted experts and health officials? ... -
Media Blackout: Why Newspapers Aren’t Reporting About Covid-19 Virus
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video ... -
United Ireland Plans Cancelled Indefinitely As N. Ireland Corona Case Confirmed
IT WAS WITH a heavy heart all staunch Irish Republicans, who will stop at nothing until the island of Ireland ... -
ALERT: Americans With Coronavirus Symptoms Are Being Asked To Cough Directly Onto President Trump
US HEALTH officials grappling with containing the spread of the Coronavirus have issued a number of emergency alerts to citizens ... -
So The Rugby Has Been Called Off: Here’s How You Can Be An Obnoxious Twat ...
WITH next weekend’s Six Nations clash between Ireland and Italy looking doubtful as both the HSE and the IRFU assess ... -
CONFIRMED: First Irish Corona Casualty As Couple Forced To Cancel Holiday
THE CORONAVIRUS was just a scary story, an old wives tale, an abstract concept that had no real world impact, ... -
Coronavirus News Stories Reaching Epidemic Proportions
DESPITE so far killing only a quarter of the normal flus daily body count, the coronavirus has managed to reach ... -
Corona Exclusive: We Interview Woman Who Eats The Odd Chinese Now & Then
FEARFUL that we can’t keep up with the demands of this publication’s editor to come up 40 Coronavirus related stories ...
