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Getting Complacent & Making This Worse For Everyone, A Guide
EVERY press conference, news item and expert testimony these days seems to be pleading with everyone to realise that the ... -
Greggs Launch Vegan Bat Soup
KEEN to keep up with the latest culinary trends while also generating controversial attention-grabbing headlines, UK bakery chain Greggs has ... -
Drug Dealers Call For More Relaxed Garda Checkpoints
THE NATION’S drug dealers along with strung out users have today made an emotional appeal to An Garda Síochána to ... -
Local Man Hooked Up To Drip Containing Liquidised Supermacs Meal
HEALTH officials have warned Supermacs fans to seek professional help if they’re opting to intravenously inject meals directly into their ... -
Ireland Struggling To Flatten The Stupidity Curve
DEFINITIVE proof that a stupidity pandemic is at risk of spreading throughout Ireland came in the form of tricolour wielding ... -
Electric Picnic To Go Ahead Over 350 Fields
THE show must go on! The organisers of popular music and arts event Electric Picnic are to exploit the ‘letter ... -
Middle East Not Even Worth Invading Now Oil Is Worthless
US MILITARY generals and private contractors were said to be inconsolable at the news that international and as well as ... -
Family On Bikes Terrorise Footpath
WATERFORD Gardaí have warned local residents to be on the lookout for a family of five riding bicycles on the ... -
Forecast Looking Good As Irish Economy Set To Bounce Back By 2089
WEARING a sombre expression, caretaker Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe pointed to a series of charts detailing a projected 10.5% ... -
Matt Damon Considering Adding Fada To Name
STRANDED Hollywood megastar Matt Damon is to become an honorary Irishman, with the Good Will Hunting star even thinking about ...
