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Restaurant Owner Sure Glad He Kept All Those Staff Tips Now
RENAMING his staff’s gratuity payments for their dedicated service over the past year as his ‘rainy day fund’, restaurant owner ... -
US State Media Claim Trump Alive & Well Despite Evidence Leader Brain Dead For Some ...
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange ... -
Nation’s Aoifes, Sineads, Niamhs & Ciaras In Mourning As Rose Of Tralee Cancelled
RAISING their fists in anger to the sky, knees sinking into rain sodden soil on a dramatic cliff’s edge amid ... -
New Domestic Violence Campaign Has Neighbour Sweating For Some Reason
WITH CALLS to domestic abuse charities increasing and Gardaí confirming there has been a 30% increase in domestic violence reports ... -
Local Man Fondly Remembers Getting Ripped Off At Cinema, Restaurants, Everywhere Really
AS the country enters its second month of Covid-19 lockdown, local people such as Waterford native Eric Halfard have begun ... -
Waterford Woman Had No Idea She Was Married To Such A Tosser
WIFE-Of-ONE Melissa Helton is having a long, hard think about her marriage this week, after 6 weeks of Coronavirus-imposed lockdown ... -
“Actually, The Restrictions Don’t Apply To Me Because, Like, I’m Super Important”
AS part of WWN’s opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Landlord Doesn’t Care You’re Out Of Work, Where’s The Fucking Rent?
ACTING with all the sensitivity of a debt collector at a funeral, local landlord Steven Mongun doesn’t really care if ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ...
