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Local Man Fondly Remembers Getting Ripped Off At Cinema, Restaurants, Everywhere Really
AS the country enters its second month of Covid-19 lockdown, local people such as Waterford native Eric Halfard have begun ... -
Waterford Woman Had No Idea She Was Married To Such A Tosser
WIFE-Of-ONE Melissa Helton is having a long, hard think about her marriage this week, after 6 weeks of Coronavirus-imposed lockdown ... -
“Actually, The Restrictions Don’t Apply To Me Because, Like, I’m Super Important”
AS part of WWN’s opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Landlord Doesn’t Care You’re Out Of Work, Where’s The Fucking Rent?
ACTING with all the sensitivity of a debt collector at a funeral, local landlord Steven Mongun doesn’t really care if ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ... -
Getting Complacent & Making This Worse For Everyone, A Guide
EVERY press conference, news item and expert testimony these days seems to be pleading with everyone to realise that the ... -
Greggs Launch Vegan Bat Soup
KEEN to keep up with the latest culinary trends while also generating controversial attention-grabbing headlines, UK bakery chain Greggs has ... -
Drug Dealers Call For More Relaxed Garda Checkpoints
THE NATION’S drug dealers along with strung out users have today made an emotional appeal to An Garda SÃochána to ... -
Local Man Hooked Up To Drip Containing Liquidised Supermacs Meal
HEALTH officials have warned Supermacs fans to seek professional help if they’re opting to intravenously inject meals directly into their ... -
Ireland Struggling To Flatten The Stupidity Curve
DEFINITIVE proof that a stupidity pandemic is at risk of spreading throughout Ireland came in the form of tricolour wielding ... -
Electric Picnic To Go Ahead Over 350 Fields
THE show must go on! The organisers of popular music and arts event Electric Picnic are to exploit the ‘letter ...
