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This Is How You Make A Face Mask From A Dead Bat
FACE MASKS are set to be an ever-present in shops and on public transport for the foreseeable future. Of course, ... -
Some Messing To Be Done When The Lads Get Back Together, Finds Study
RESEARCHERS studying the propensity for craic post-lockdown have categorically agreed that there will be some messing done when all the ... -
Police Bust Underground Hairdressing Ring
A DAWN raid by police has resulted in the dismantling of the largest illegal hairdressing ring in the country and ... -
God Announces Cutbacks As Religious Donations Plummet
THE kingdom of heaven is expected to undergo major austerity measures over the coming months as the Lord God almighty ... -
Contact Tracing: What Is It? Why It’s So Important, You’re Not Going To Read This, ...
IT REMAINS incredibly important to keep up to date with the latest information so you can 1) keep your family ... -
Local Nudist Refuses To Wear Face Mask
“IT’S a matter of principle” said local nudist Cormac Kenetty, standing naked at the entrance to his local Super Valu ... -
Local Man An Expert In The German League All Of A Sudden
STUDIOUS and prolific, Olympic-level bullshitter Conor Shellin has been given a new lease of life thanks to the behind-closed-doors return ... -
Emotional Scenes As Builders Wolf-Whistle For First Time In Two Months
THERE were emotional scenes in Dublin’s inner city as several women walking to work were greeted with wolf whistles emanating ... -
‘Orgies, Tripping Joggers, Human Sacrifices’: Phase One Of Lockdown Easing Explored
IRELAND is set to begin its exit from lockdown this Monday, with phase one of a five-phase journey to ‘normality’. ... -
“This Isn’t The Last You’ve Heard Of Me” Cackles O’Doherty Leaving Court On Broom
FLEEING reality on a broom at a dizzying pace, professional waster of Irish courts’ time, money and resources, Gemma O’Doherty, ...