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Trump Requests ‘Exact Number’ Of Alive Americans He Needs For Re-Election
MATHEMATICIANS working for the Republican party have been given 24 hours to come up with a formula that will ensure ... -
John Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, There Is Only ‘The Snack Monster’
ACCORDING to the pile of letters amassing in the hallway of the modest nondescript apartment, this abode was once home ... -
UK Continues To Be Much-Needed Source Of Worse News Than Your Country
PLAUDITS are continuing to pour into the UK from nations around the world, with governments thanking Boris and the Tories ... -
Plane With 10,000 Covid-19 Infected Bats Pass Through Dublin Airport Without Proper Checks
DESPITE desperate pleas with the government to act, a helpless nation was left to watch on as over 10,000 Covid-19 ... -
Leaving Cert Mother Secretly Loving All The Panic & Uncertainty
AS SHE awaits a new update this afternoon on the final fate of this year’s Leaving Cert examinations, one Waterford ... -
First Communion Kids Apply For Covid Payment
THE GOVERNMENT is today answering questions from a union of First Communion-aged boys and girls from across the country who ... -
New Pub Restrictions Could Spell End Of Riding In The Disabled Toilets
THE QUESTION ‘what makes a pub a pub’ is being debated today after radical new plans were mooted that would ... -
“This Lab Had Nothing To Do With The Virus” Confirms Wuhan Mutant Bat Doctor
CATEGORICALLY denying all responsibility for the design and subsequent spread of the Covid-19 virus, a Wuhan based mutant bat doctor ... -
Green Party’s Coalition Demands Include Arming Bee Stingers With Covid-19 Vaccine
AS THE leaders of Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party meet today to discuss potentially forming a three-party ... -
“I Remember A Time Everyone Used To Fear Me Too” Normal Flu Breaks Silence
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Lockdown Letters: ‘Noise From Nespresso Machine Is Slowly Driving Me Insane’
IN the latest in our ongoing Lockdown Letters series, we hear how movie megastar George Clooney is coping with isolation ... -
Walking Etiquette During Covid-19
SINCE the covid-19 lockdown over five weeks ago, many people have discovered a whole new world of exercise with a ...
