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Local Pub Open To Holding Large Protests If Anyone’s Interested
NOT one to pass off an opportunity when he sees it, local publican Danny Farrell has offered up his premises ... -
Broken Toilet Flusher The Absolute Last Thing Family Needs Right Now
AS IF they needed a fresh challenge, currently-isolating Deise family the O’Riardains are now battling their downstairs toilet’s sudden refusal ... -
All Underwear Sent In Post To Tony Holohan By Women To Be Washed & Repurposed ...
THE 47 TONNES of underwear sent by lusty middle aged women to Ireland’s Chief Medical Officer Tony Holohan is to ... -
US Coronavirus Deaths Reaching Mass Shooter Levels Of ‘Who Cares’
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have ... -
Social Distancing To Be Reduced By 1 Inch Every Week For The Next 24 Weeks
FINALLY caving in to demands to reduce the social distancing guidelines, the government has announced it will cut the the ... -
Democrats Wholeheartedly Endorse Large Republican Rallies
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the ... -
‘Not A Mad One’ Turns Into Mad One
DESPITE the best intentions of all involved, a Waterford BBQ/get-together that had been promised to ‘not be a mad one’ ... -
Hydroxychloroquine: The Facts
DESPITE assurances from none other than the actual President of the United States that Hydroxychloroquine is a totally safe, hugely ... -
Thousands Of Magic 8 Balls To Be Distributed To Leaving Cert Graders
LEAVING CERT graders tasked with assessing the grades of the class of 2020 have aired a sigh of relief today ... -
“I Want An Apology From The British Public By COB Today”
“PERSONALLY, I have never been more ashamed of the conduct of the British public, it’s disgusting; the idea that I ...
