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Historians Warn 2020 Has Already Used Up Its Quota Of Historical Events
SPEAKING AT emergency press conference, the world’s historians called for urgent action as the year 2020 reached its maximum quota ... -
World Health Organisation Open New Whatsapp Group For Bitching About Trump
KEY members of the World Health Organisation have been advised to use the separate Whatsapp group titled ‘stupid orange cunt’ ... -
Taoiseach Resets To Original ‘Welfare Scum’ Factory Settings
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS have apologised for a glitch in the Taoiseach’s operating system which had seen him mistakenly parrot ‘we’re all ... -
Interfering Bastards At EU Says Irish Government Should Tackle Problems In Health, Housing & Inequality ...
AS A potential €500 billion economic recovery fund is being proposed by Germany and France to help EU countries bounce ... -
This Is How You Make A Face Mask From A Dead Bat
FACE MASKS are set to be an ever-present in shops and on public transport for the foreseeable future. Of course, ... -
Some Messing To Be Done When The Lads Get Back Together, Finds Study
RESEARCHERS studying the propensity for craic post-lockdown have categorically agreed that there will be some messing done when all the ... -
Police Bust Underground Hairdressing Ring
A DAWN raid by police has resulted in the dismantling of the largest illegal hairdressing ring in the country and ... -
God Announces Cutbacks As Religious Donations Plummet
THE kingdom of heaven is expected to undergo major austerity measures over the coming months as the Lord God almighty ... -
Contact Tracing: What Is It? Why It’s So Important, You’re Not Going To Read This, ...
IT REMAINS incredibly important to keep up to date with the latest information so you can 1) keep your family ... -
Local Nudist Refuses To Wear Face Mask
“IT’S a matter of principle” said local nudist Cormac Kenetty, standing naked at the entrance to his local Super Valu ... -
Local Man An Expert In The German League All Of A Sudden
STUDIOUS and prolific, Olympic-level bullshitter Conor Shellin has been given a new lease of life thanks to the behind-closed-doors return ... -
Emotional Scenes As Builders Wolf-Whistle For First Time In Two Months
THERE were emotional scenes in Dublin’s inner city as several women walking to work were greeted with wolf whistles emanating ...
