Tag: coronavirus

Greggs Launch Vegan Bat Soup

KEEN to keep up with the latest culinary trends while also generating controversial attention-grabbing headlines, UK bakery chain Greggs has unveiled a vegan bat soup that promises ‘all of the taste, none of the links between viruses of animal origin and humanity’. Looking to drum up as much business as their Vegan Sausage Rolls did… Read more »

Local Man Hooked Up To Drip Containing Liquidised Supermacs Meal

HEALTH officials have warned Supermacs fans to seek professional help if they’re opting to intravenously inject meals directly into their bloodstream after one Waterford man performed the procedure at home, WWN can confirm. Mere seconds after his chicken sandwich meal was delivered, city centre resident Michael Walsh blended the contents of his favourite meal deal… Read more »

Ireland Struggling To Flatten The Stupidity Curve

DEFINITIVE proof that a stupidity pandemic is at risk of spreading throughout Ireland came in the form of tricolour wielding troglodytes crowding together outside the Four Courts in Dublin, valiantly defying the urge to remain healthy and alive. “George Soros dropped a radioactive 5G bat into some soup just to trick you sheep into getting… Read more »

Electric Picnic To Go Ahead Over 350 Fields

THE show must go on! The organisers of popular music and arts event Electric Picnic are to exploit the ‘letter of the law’ to ensure that this year’s festival will still take place in Stradbally this year as well as the surrounding areas. Following the government’s announcement that events of 5,000+ people are suspended until… Read more »

Family On Bikes Terrorise Footpath

WATERFORD Gardaí have warned local residents to be on the lookout for a family of five riding bicycles on the footpath and the road after receiving dozens of reports from people being terrorised by their careless riding spree. The group of maniacs were first reported earlier this morning heading west from the city centre, with… Read more »