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Thousands Flock To The Streets To Celebrate Zero Covid Deaths
FOLLOWING news that Ireland has gone 24 hours without one single death caused by Covid-19, tens of thousands of revellers ... -
Stoner Strung Out To Fuck Thanks To Lockdown Restrictions
DESPERATELY ripping open old discarded joint butts to see if there was enough for the makings of a one skinner, ... -
Local Kid Expecting Interest Next Time He Sees Grandparents
ALTHOUGH the cancellation of payments to visiting grandchildren has come as a huge relief to elderly citizens around the country, ... -
Buying Shit Online You Don’t Need, A Guide
DURING tough times people seek ways to comfort and reward themselves, and rightly so. Takeaways and junk food are a ... -
“Restrictions Are Only For Peasants” Defends Johnson
AS THE callous media continue to make provoked, fact-based assaults on the Tory government, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has ... -
Sweating, Desperate Estate Agent Claiming Now’s The Perfect Time To Buy A Home
SORELY missing the once regular easy flow of commission on all house sales, one local estate agent clearly climbing the ... -
Historians Warn 2020 Has Already Used Up Its Quota Of Historical Events
SPEAKING AT emergency press conference, the world’s historians called for urgent action as the year 2020 reached its maximum quota ... -
World Health Organisation Open New Whatsapp Group For Bitching About Trump
KEY members of the World Health Organisation have been advised to use the separate Whatsapp group titled ‘stupid orange cunt’ ... -
Taoiseach Resets To Original ‘Welfare Scum’ Factory Settings
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS have apologised for a glitch in the Taoiseach’s operating system which had seen him mistakenly parrot ‘we’re all ... -
Interfering Bastards At EU Says Irish Government Should Tackle Problems In Health, Housing & Inequality ...
AS A potential €500 billion economic recovery fund is being proposed by Germany and France to help EU countries bounce ...
