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‘Orgies, Tripping Joggers, Human Sacrifices’: Phase One Of Lockdown Easing Explored
IRELAND is set to begin its exit from lockdown this Monday, with phase one of a five-phase journey to ‘normality’. ... -
“This Isn’t The Last You’ve Heard Of Me” Cackles O’Doherty Leaving Court On Broom
FLEEING reality on a broom at a dizzying pace, professional waster of Irish courts’ time, money and resources, Gemma O’Doherty, ... -
Massive Boom Expected For ‘Office To Let’ Sign Makers
ALTHOUGH the economic forecast for many sectors is continuing to look increasingly dire, WWN recently spoke to a local sign ... -
Matt Damon Held At Gunpoint & Forced To Say ‘Guinness’, ‘Tayto’ & ‘Your Country Is ...
DALKEY resident Matt Damon was finally tracked down for an exclusive interview via video call by radio station Spin 1308, ... -
Government Stick €30bn Covid Bill To Dáil Fridge
FEARS that the government may not have a valid plan for coping with Covid-19’s projected cost to the economy of ... -
Premier League To Return Using Nike Cage Football Ad Format
IT’S THE news every soccer fan has been waiting to hear; the Premier League is back with a few tiny, ... -
“Wash Your Hands With Spit” Urges Irish Water
CONTRADICTING months of campaigning and endless guides on how to wash your hands from Irish TV presenters, Irish Water has ... -
Ireland ‘Set To Implode’ If It Doesn’t Have A Bit Of Craic Soon
THE cancellation of Electric Picnic 2020 has caused craicologists to move the hands of the Irish Craic Doomsday clock forward ... -
Waterford Mother Won’t Be Getting That Covid Vaccine, That’s For Sure
UP to eight potential Covid-19 vaccines are heading towards completion thanks to a 40-country, €7.4bn-backed effort to find a safe, ... -
Man’s Hilarious Zoom Background Offers Moment Of Relief During Meeting About Impending Layoffs
THE world may be experiencing the worst pandemic in living memory while gearing up to weather an economic crash that ... -
“Ah Sure It’s Only Direct Provision” Shrugs Nation
“Ah sure, it’s only Direct Provision” the Irish public selfishly confirmed as it learned that Covid-19 cases in Direct Provision ... -
Boris Johnson’s Very Clear Plans For Easing Lockdown
A STIRRING address befitting of his idol Winston Churchill, the UK public are feting PM Boris Johnson after he relayed ...
