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Social Distancing To Be Reduced By 1 Inch Every Week For The Next 24 Weeks
FINALLY caving in to demands to reduce the social distancing guidelines, the government has announced it will cut the the ... -
Democrats Wholeheartedly Endorse Large Republican Rallies
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the ... -
‘Not A Mad One’ Turns Into Mad One
DESPITE the best intentions of all involved, a Waterford BBQ/get-together that had been promised to ‘not be a mad one’ ... -
Hydroxychloroquine: The Facts
DESPITE assurances from none other than the actual President of the United States that Hydroxychloroquine is a totally safe, hugely ... -
Thousands Of Magic 8 Balls To Be Distributed To Leaving Cert Graders
LEAVING CERT graders tasked with assessing the grades of the class of 2020 have aired a sigh of relief today ... -
“I Want An Apology From The British Public By COB Today”
“PERSONALLY, I have never been more ashamed of the conduct of the British public, it’s disgusting; the idea that I ... -
Thousands Flock To The Streets To Celebrate Zero Covid Deaths
FOLLOWING news that Ireland has gone 24 hours without one single death caused by Covid-19, tens of thousands of revellers ... -
Stoner Strung Out To Fuck Thanks To Lockdown Restrictions
DESPERATELY ripping open old discarded joint butts to see if there was enough for the makings of a one skinner, ... -
Local Kid Expecting Interest Next Time He Sees Grandparents
ALTHOUGH the cancellation of payments to visiting grandchildren has come as a huge relief to elderly citizens around the country, ... -
Buying Shit Online You Don’t Need, A Guide
DURING tough times people seek ways to comfort and reward themselves, and rightly so. Takeaways and junk food are a ... -
“Restrictions Are Only For Peasants” Defends Johnson
AS THE callous media continue to make provoked, fact-based assaults on the Tory government, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has ... -
Sweating, Desperate Estate Agent Claiming Now’s The Perfect Time To Buy A Home
SORELY missing the once regular easy flow of commission on all house sales, one local estate agent clearly climbing the ...
