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“There Won’t Be A Second Wave” Confirms Taxi Driving Immunologist
THE WORLD has breathed a sigh of relief at the news that Dublin based taxi driving immunologist Noel Shields has ... -
Irish People Tell Us What Their Local Pub Means To Them
THE REOPENING of the pubs, a day that will be etched into the national psyche for generations to come. Tears ... -
Where Are They Now: Covid-19
“I JUST feel like I let the entire Coronavirus name down” sighs a jaded, beaten-down Covid-19 virus as it gazed ... -
Double Dropping Two Yokes Proven To Work Against Covid-19
A NEW research group headed by a team of young Waterford men have published findings centred around the fact that ... -
Varadkar Responds To Speech Critics By Asking Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has rubbished claims that his use of a Mean Girls quote was ‘inappropriate’ in a speech ... -
“Stay Safe, Stay Alive, Get Back To Work & Help Pay For All Of This”
A LEAKED document between the key members of the government and the National Public Health Emergency Team has outlined plans ... -
Can Budgies Babysit? Your Childcare Questions Answered
WITH new research carried out by the Oireachtas research unit suggesting that the introduction of a universal, public childcare scheme ... -
Djokovic Signs Record Nike Ventilator Deal
THERE was a moment of panic for world tennis number 1 Novac Djokovic today after being informed that he had ... -
Local Man A Bit Disappointed By The Drop In Cases If He’s Being Honest
FAILING TO adequately explain and articulate his feelings, one local man stood by his assertion that the drop in people ... -
Ireland Poised To Go Absolutely Fucking Mental June 29th
WITH a fresh acceleration of the reopening of Ireland including hairdressers, pubs and gyms, Ireland is perfectly poised to the ... -
Breast Cancer Checks To Restart If Carried Out Alongside Lasagne & Chips
THE HSE has announced a framework for the re-starting of nationwide breast check clinics and cancer screenings as part of ... -
China To Euthanize Population And Start Again
THE central government of the People’s Republic of China has announced a series of radical new plans to tackle the ...
