Beautiful Scenes As Flock Of North Korean Missiles Return To Sea


THE Coronavirus pandemic has wreaked havoc on civilisation as we know it, but a few pockets of environmental beauty such as the canals of Venice running clear, pure blue smogless skies above our cities, and a flock of North Korean missiles in the Japanese sea have given the world a glimmer of hope amid the darkness.

“There hasn’t been a test-flight of a short-range cruise missile in the sea here for, wow, months at least” said one South Korean missile-watcher.

“And then this morning we look out and a whole flock of them were in the sky, before playfully splashing down in the sea where they immediately sank. It was a sight to behold”.

Many believe that the Covid-19 outbreak may have allowed the majestic North Korean missiles to take to the sky again, without fear of encountering natural predators such as international scorn or sanctions.

Others believe that because North Korea has miraculously been spared from even a single case of Coronavirus thanks to the quick-thinking ingenuity of its leader Kim Jong-Un, the natural birth-rate of ICBMs with nuclear capabilities are finally reaching their beautiful potential.

Either way, the eyes of the world now turn to North Korean and its incredible fleet of missiles, for a wonderful distraction from Covid-19 and a glimpse of hope that a nuclear fire might soon come and relieve us all of this madness.