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Conspiracy? Why Are All The 250,000 ‘Killed’ By Covid-19 In America Now Missing?
AMERICA has reached the very grim milestone of 250,000 Covid-19 deaths… but has it, like, really though? We hand over ... -
Covid-19 Vaccine Vending Machines To Be Installed In All Irish Pubs
THE QUICK-ACTING Vintners Association has announced the introduction of over 5,000 vending machines nationwide which will be installed in every ... -
Government Denying ‘Circuit Break’ Lockdown Surest Sign Yet We’ll Have ‘Circuit Break’ Lockdown
WITH THE Taoiseach pouring cold water on the Tánaiste’s suggestion that Ireland could go into a ‘circuit break’ short and ... -
These Are The Level 3 Fines The Government Are Considering
WITH THE news the government is looking into implementing fines for non-essential cross county travel and non-compliance when it comes ... -
Traffic Tailbacks Helping Nation Re-Acclimatise To Normal Life
THE nation has given An Garda Síochána’s Operation Fanacht two very enthusiastic thumbs-up, citing the epic tailbacks on all major ... -
Report Suggests Visors Useless Against Covid & Oh For Fuck Sake Can’t This Miserable Piece ...
NEWS that visors are virtually useless when combating the spread of and exposure to Covid-19 is just the latest example ... -
“We Can Do This Together My Pretty” Trump Whispers To Covid-19 Bulge In Neck Before ...
THE handful of White House staffers not yet infected by president Donald Trump expressed new worries about his condition shortly ... -
Varadkar’s Guide To The Specky Nerds In NPHET Who Don’t Know Shit
FOLLOWING a controversial appearance on Claire Byrne Live yesterday evening during which he threw NPHET under a bus, Tánaiste Leo ... -
COVID Accepts Government’s Offer Of Level 3 Restrictions
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 ... -
New Zealand Just Showing Off Now
HAVING declared that her country has once more ‘beaten the virus’ New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern has been asked to ...
