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Noel Gallagher Induced Into Coma & Put On Ventilator To See If It’s All A ...
SINGER songwriter Noel Gallagher has been reportedly induced into a coma and put on a ventilator last night by angered ... -
“OK, Sorry, Just Give Us 12 More Chances At Explaining All This Incoherently Again”
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the ... -
Local Man Invites 200 Hundred Closest Friends To GAA Match In Back Garden
AN ENTERPRISING local man, fed up with contradictory and hard-to-fathom communications from the government has spied a way to get ... -
Things That Are Easier To Understand Than The Government’s Current Covid Guidelines
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid ... -
Leaked: What A Dublin Lockdown Will Look Like
AHEAD of the much hinted out localised lockdown of Dublin, WWN has gained exclusive access to leaked documents outlining exactly ... -
Dublin Advised To Enter Bleedin’ Jaysus Lockdown, Wha
IN A press conference aimed specifically at Dublin residents who tune out anything they believe to be ‘bogger business’, NPHET ... -
God Realises He’s Been Playing ‘Earth’ On Hard Mode This Whole Time
“HA! Would you look at that! I was just thinking things aren’t normally this difficult,” laughed God earlier today, after ... -
Nation Books Week After September 21st Off
NEWS described by many as the perfect opportunity for Ireland to prove it is no longer a nation of pissheads, ... -
Second Lockdown Inevitable, Confirms Some Lad In Shop
BREAKING news emanating from a local shop today has confirmed that a second national lockdown is absolutely inevitable, WWN can ... -
School Children Confused As Nobody Hands Them iPad At 10am To Watch For Rest Of ...
SIX months of running roughshod over their fraught parents at home appears to have lulled children into believing that life ...
