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Leaked: What A Dublin Lockdown Will Look Like
AHEAD of the much hinted out localised lockdown of Dublin, WWN has gained exclusive access to leaked documents outlining exactly ... -
Dublin Advised To Enter Bleedin’ Jaysus Lockdown, Wha
IN A press conference aimed specifically at Dublin residents who tune out anything they believe to be ‘bogger business’, NPHET ... -
God Realises He’s Been Playing ‘Earth’ On Hard Mode This Whole Time
“HA! Would you look at that! I was just thinking things aren’t normally this difficult,” laughed God earlier today, after ... -
Nation Books Week After September 21st Off
NEWS described by many as the perfect opportunity for Ireland to prove it is no longer a nation of pissheads, ... -
Second Lockdown Inevitable, Confirms Some Lad In Shop
BREAKING news emanating from a local shop today has confirmed that a second national lockdown is absolutely inevitable, WWN can ... -
School Children Confused As Nobody Hands Them iPad At 10am To Watch For Rest Of ...
SIX months of running roughshod over their fraught parents at home appears to have lulled children into believing that life ... -
So There’s A Guard At Your House Party: Here’s What Happens Next
WITH the Gardaà set to receive extra powers in the wake of a spike in Covid-19 cases rising directly from ... -
“What In The Ever Living Fuck Is Going On?” WWN Explains The Government’s New Covid ...
YESTERDAY evening’s briefing by the government on new measures, guidelines and restrictions in light of a rise in case numbers ... -
Ireland Approach ‘Ah, Sure Fuck It’ Stage Of Pandemic Response
PANICKED international pandemic monitors have discovered that Ireland has reached the ‘ah, sure fuck it’ stage of their pandemic response. ... -
“It Really Works!” We Speak To Russia’s Covid-19 Vaccine Volunteers
CALLING a press conference to confirm Russia has ‘successfully developed’ a rushed through Covid-19 vaccine for which he has provided ... -
Government Promises To Poorly Explain Colour-Coded System In Confusing Manner Very Soon
IN AN attempt to reflect the fact that Ireland will be living with Covid-19 for some time to come, the ... -
WWN’s Exclusive Q&A With An Irish Meat Baron
AS THE debate surrounding Covid-19 clusters in meat factories continues, instead of falling into the contemptible media practice of vilifying ...
