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Family Not Going To Bother With That Restriction Shite This Time Around
HAVING adhered strictly to every phase of the last full-sacle nationwide lockdown put in place by the Irish government only ... -
Students Suspended For Breaching Covid Guidelines To Use Golfgate Judge Excuse
ELEVEN UCC students suspended for allegedly breaching Covid-19 safety guidelines at the university are being urged to use a now ... -
World Tests Negative For Sympathy
UNABLE to stop itself from laughing, the world is celebrating successfully testing negative for sympathy following Donal Trump’s positive Covid-19 ... -
Covid Swab Most Action Single Woman Has Got This Year
PRESENTING herself at her local Covid-19 testing centre this morning, one local woman came to a depressing realisation. With a ... -
What The Tiny Island Of Numbchuckata Can Teach Us About Covid-19 Control
THE PUBLIC, along with experts continue to query the best method for minimising the spread of Covid-19 while also minimising ... -
“Bla Bla Bla Second Wave” Scoffs Exhausted Nation
THE SMALL minority of the Irish public still ignoring public safety messages and now putting the hard fought progress achieved ... -
Fact Check: Honestly, Some Of You Fucking Idiots Would Believe Anything
AS PART of WWN’s ongoing journalistic campaign against misinformation and fake news we assess stories doing the rounds on the ... -
Nightclub Bouncers Installed On Dublin Border
AHEAD of the imminent announcement that Dublin is to be placed at a ‘Level 3.5b/figure it out yourself, minus the ... -
Noel Gallagher Induced Into Coma & Put On Ventilator To See If It’s All A ...
SINGER songwriter Noel Gallagher has been reportedly induced into a coma and put on a ventilator last night by angered ... -
“OK, Sorry, Just Give Us 12 More Chances At Explaining All This Incoherently Again”
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the ... -
Local Man Invites 200 Hundred Closest Friends To GAA Match In Back Garden
AN ENTERPRISING local man, fed up with contradictory and hard-to-fathom communications from the government has spied a way to get ... -
Things That Are Easier To Understand Than The Government’s Current Covid Guidelines
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid ...
