Fact Check: Honestly, Some Of You Fucking Idiots Would Believe Anything

AS PART of WWN’s ongoing journalistic campaign against misinformation and fake news we assess stories doing the rounds on the internet and judge if they are credible and legitimate or need to be debunked.

Today is the turn of the claim ‘Honestly, Some Of You Fucking Idiots Would Believe Anything’.

Without needing to do anything more than a cursory glance at the screenshots you circulate on WhatsApp, or the toxic effluent that leaves your mouth, we can conclude that a lot of you are thicker than a bowl of shite dipped in quick drying cement.

CONCLUSION: There are more days in the week than brain cells in your head. You probably have more penalty points than IQ points.

You and your friends gathering in protest claiming everyone wearing masks are ‘sheep’ look like the cast from The Walking Inbred.

You are not an idiot sandwich; you are an idiot bakery. Seriously? No matter how outlandish or ridiculous a claim on social media is in relation the ongoing pandemic, you swallow it the way your we all wish your mother swallowed you when you were ejected from your father’s penis.

You believe this is some sort of false flag coup operation by the government? Firstly, have you seen our government; they couldn’t organise a coup among a flock of pigeons. Secondly, who are they performing a coup on? Themselves?

It is, however, untrue to state ‘if you had brains, you’d be dangerous’ it is precisely the lack of brains that makes you a threat to humanity. Your DNA is like the word ‘staycation’ in that it has no business existing and if it were to continue on in any long-term way, it would surely drive everyone insane.