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Public Urged To Just Get Used To Shootings
AS THE number of lives claimed as part of several ongoing criminal feuds across the country continues to rise, authorities ... -
Ireland’s First Acceptable Gay Passes Away
THE NATION has been given compassionate leave today as it deals with the passing of Ireland’s official grandad and first ... -
UFC Fighter Gives Unconscious Opponent Few More Punches To Be Sure
HOMEGROWN UFC hero Tommy ‘The Windmill’ Willson stunned the world of MMA over the weekend with an incredible first-round knockout ... -
Lisa Smith To Be Returned To War-Torn Hell Hole
WHILE the Irish Defence Forces are today planning a mission to extradite ‘ISIS bride’ Lisa Smith from the Turkey/ Syria ... -
Single Woman In Her 30s Down To The Absolute Dregs
ONE LOCAL single woman in her 30s is on the verge of giving up on the dating scene in Ireland ... -
Ireland Changes Its Tagline To ‘Land Of A Hundred Thousand Hostile Welcomes’
FOLLOWING the glee with which some sections of Ireland celebrated the news that 13 female asylum seekers would not be ... -
Lady Doctor Going To Lose It If She’s Called ‘Lady Doctor’ One More Time
AS IF working non-stop in one of Ireland’s overcrowded and under-resourced accident and emergency departments weren’t stressful enough, Dr. Joanne ... -
Varadkar To Call General Election When It Fucking Suits Him
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has ruled out a pre-Christmas general election, stating that he ‘didn’t feel it was right’ to ... -
The Harmless Rise Of The Far Right In Ireland
SOME keen-eyed observers of politics, news and current events in Ireland mistakenly think they have noticed some worrying trends throughout ... -
Neighbours With Elaborate Halloween Decorations Think They’re American Or Something
AN EMERGENCY meeting of the Beechwood estate residents association has called for immediate action over one family’s insistence in decorating ...