GOT into a texting back and forth relationship of any description; professional, personal, someone aggressively lobbying for a position that appears to have been specially created for them? But maybe you’re not used to ruthlessly cutting off contact to signify ‘ok, bye’? Perhaps you could be in need of the highly in demand ghosting skills… Read more »
THE MORNINGS aren’t for everyone. WWN Business brings you some subtle signs you might be a terse, morning adverse person: 1) You’ll be fucked if you’re arsed reading this before 6pm. 2) Hissing out at sunlight breaking through the curtains. Note: this may mean you are a vampire and WWN is not liable for any… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT unveiled its masterplan for housing yesterday under the name ‘Housing For All’. What are its aims? How does it expect to achieve them? And can they deliver? Read on for a full breakdown of what you need to know about the Housing For All plan: With the plan running until 2030, the government… Read more »
IRELAND’S foremost shagger, Marty Whelan talks WWN’s readers through everything you need to know when picking out your next shag carpet: “There’s no pleasure like it, for me it’s shag, shag, shag. You name the room I’d recommend a shag in it. Sitting room, kitchen, study, dining room, that other room no one really has… Read more »
WITH public transport returning to 100% capacity next week, many people will have to adjust to the subtle changes a full train, bus, Dart, Luas or water taxi can bring. Make sure to familiarise yourself with what to expect below: Prepare your nostrils for being wedged into the armpit of commuters who seems to have… Read more »
AMONG the most terrifying prospects in the modern world, and we include the impending threat of climate change or another Boyzone album in that list, ordering a non-alcoholic beer in an Irish pub is a pressurised experience like no other. Thankfully we’ve made such huge strides in this country when it comes to alcohol in… Read more »
WITH Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly talking up the likelihood of having all current Covid-19 restrictions lifted by Christmas time this year if not earlier, WWN has looked into other promises the government should probably hold off on committing to. The promises include: Locating the burial site of Shergar. Eradicating all ‘bits’ in orange juice… Read more »
THE release of Mariah Carey’s new Irish creme liqueur ‘Black Irish’ has inspired WWN to take an afternoon to sample the many different celebrity-endorsed spirits now on the market. We skipped lunch to do this, so let’s see how we get on! 1) Mariah Carey’s ‘Black Irish’ liqueur A nod to Carey’s Cork-by-way-of-Venezuela ancestry, the… Read more »
PARENTING experts, child psychologists and myriad others have spent decades researching the best parenting techniques that serve children well which, unlike screaming and shouting at your kids, does not leave them with long term resentment issues which require therapy. However, try as they might these so-called experts have come up empty and have failed to… Read more »
ARE YOU a ciotóg? And if so what gives it away? Speaking with leading hand scientists from across the world, WWN have compiled a list of all the unique traits and aspects of left-handed people that serve a cast iron sign you’re a lefty: Your writing is less legible than if five illiterate monkeys were… Read more »