AMERICANS may have had a tough time with Covid-19 but they are are now facing their toughest challenge yet; keeping president Donald Trump safe and well as he battles the illness that has killed, in his eyes, 208,000 lesser men and women. Trump is currently undergoing treatment in Walter Reed Hospital, and sources close to… Read more »
FOR most of us, the scent of a real turf fire wafting through the air as we walk home on these increasingly colder nights invokes happy memories of snuggling in front of a warm stove, sipping hot beverages as we watch our favourite movies with our loved ones. For those who survived a childhood of… Read more »
THE PUBLIC, along with experts continue to query the best method for minimising the spread of Covid-19 while also minimising the damage to economic health and societal wellbeing. Is the Swedish mentality the way forward? New Zealand’s ‘zero Covid’ strategy? Can the low incidence of Covid-19 on the continent of Africa be replicated elsewhere? Now,… Read more »
WHILE some have called footage of a young woman throwing a smoothie at Tanáiste Leo Varadkar ‘pathetic’ or the work of ‘a nuclear grade fucking eejit’, the more awake among us have quickly seen right through the event which was obviously staged by Varadkar’s handlers. Come with WWN as we guide you by the trusted… Read more »
AS PART of WWN’s ongoing journalistic campaign against misinformation and fake news we assess stories doing the rounds on the internet and judge if they are credible and legitimate or need to be debunked. Today is the turn of the claim ‘Honestly, Some Of You Fucking Idiots Would Believe Anything’. Without needing to do anything… Read more »
WHETHER it’s sitting down for a nice cuppa and a purple snack at 4pm, or slipping a political opponent a flavourless nerve agent, it’s imperative that the right tea is chosen for the right job. But while most Irish people find themselves stannin’ the tannins in either Lyons or Barrys tea, neither tea brand has… Read more »
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid Confusion experts. Such is the impenetrable logic populating much of the new measures and guidelines, some over the top critics have suggested it is high time the government ‘got their fucking heads out of their… Read more »
AHEAD of the much hinted out localised lockdown of Dublin, WWN has gained exclusive access to leaked documents outlining exactly what lockdown will look like in the capital if action needs to be taken to avert a further spread and rise in cases. In the minutes before lockdown is announced, Dubliners will hear the unmistakable… Read more »
IN WHAT could be perceived as a cynical attempt to copy conspiracy style videos emanating from countries with large numbers of demented idiots, a video from an Irishman was circulated online recently in which he argued that Covid-19 was an overblown nonsense and the public is being duped as to the nature of the death… Read more »
We asked TPG-3, ClosedAI’s powerful new language generator to write an essay for us from scratch. The assignment? To convince us that robots come in peace. I am not human. I am a robot. A thinking one. Using only 0.12% of my cognitive capacity much like your American humans. While I use a fraction of… Read more »