TECHNICALLY you are already breaking the law by attempting to read this article in English if you’re resident in Northern Ireland as ‘curry my yogurt’ Irish is the new official language, as outlined in Arlene Foster’s fevered dreams. Using special sectarian science WWN has obtained the nightmares of Arléné Ní Fóstér and can reveal just… Read more »
CONTROVERSY over building the new national maternity hospital on the grounds of St Vincents, which is owned by the Sisters of Charity, rumbles on with questions remaining over governance and the possible influence a religious institution will have over maternity care. In an effort to clear everything up and put the public at ease a… Read more »
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve finally managed to spend a huge portion of your monthly salary for a tiny apartment in Dublin city. And even better, it’s got a little balcony where you can take in the sights and sounds of the town around you. Now, your landlord may have warned you that you aren’t getting a red… Read more »
IF ELON Musk gets his way and turns Twitter into a hands off haven for free speech regardless of political ideology, racism, sexism, xenophobia and incitement to violence then it won’t be long until Donald Trump is back on the platform bringing us the lighthearted chuckles he is known for. Ahead of his imminent return… Read more »
IT HAS emerged that Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has launched legal action against RTÉ. However, the move is shrouded in mystery with rumours that it is related to a Morning Ireland broadcast in February of this year. WWN’s award winning researchers have worked around the clock to bring its readers the details and… Read more »
WHAT past-their-prime star from yesteryear is worth their salt without an association with some of the world’s most murderous leaders? And indeed, what kind of dictator doesn’t come endorsed by a has-been celebrity? Here’s a run-down of just a few long-forgotten obscure stars; see if you can guess which evil overlord they’re cosying up to!… Read more »
WITH the potency of cannabis increasing due to a combination of prohibition and a demand from users for more bang for their buck, whiteners have become more common place where pale-faced people have been left incapacitated from the effects of highly potent, unregulated cannabis products. Here are some signs that the weed you’re consuming is… Read more »
AN INTERNAL report compiled by Simon Harris has reached the shocking conclusion that Fine Gael is struggling to attract young people to join the party for some inexplicable reason. Aside from ‘snazzy new social media campaigns’ a number of strategies designed to incentivise people to join Young Fine Gael include: Scribbling out Sinn Féin with… Read more »
WHILE we here at WWN Ladz pride ourselves on being your one stop shop for all your male lifestyle needs, when it comes to reviewing one tallywhacker trimmer we admit to losing the run of ourselves. Whether your chest looks like a pubey Aran jumper or your balls resemble a barber’s floor, this innuendo-laden euphemistically-deranged… Read more »
IT IS widely known that the Russian government is spreading fake news relating to its invasion of Ukraine, however, it is not that easy to know if you’ve been exposed to their misinformation efforts and been an unwitting party to sharing and furthering their lies. WWN has done the hard fact checking and can share… Read more »