WITH the Dept of Culture blaming Covid for a delay in the rollout of supports for nightlife businesses and venues, the list of things the government hasn’t used Covid as an excuse for continues to dwindle at an alarming rate. After conducting some research WWN discovered the last remaining issues and areas in Irish life… Read more »
WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS remains your best news outlet for round the clock and unrivalled coverage of Aoife Nealon introducing the new fella, Mark (met on Tinder but have agreed to say they met on night out), to parents Maureen and Trevor Nealon. Aoife initially suggested neutral ground such as a cafe to make Mark feel… Read more »
THE DEPARTMENT of health secured an easy PR win yesterday by confirming that when Tony Holohan steps down in his role as CMO he won’t technically be standing down and will have his full salary paid for by the department, who will also foot the bill for the replacement CMO. A solid use of taxpayer… Read more »
NOW the proud owner of 9.2% of verbal diarrhea production facility Twitter, Elon Musk isn’t wasting time putting his own stamp on the company now he’s on the board of the social media giant. Here’s everything Elon Musk is set to do to Twitter, defying critics who thought the experience of being on the app… Read more »
GREYSTONES natives David and Stephen Flynn, aka The Happy Pear, chat to WWN about their 14 years on a vegan diet and how most of their free time is taken up with cravings for a 10 ounce fillet steak and prawn surf ‘n turf drenched in pepper sauce and chips laced in goose fat. “Aw… Read more »
HAVE you grown tired of waiting for the evening’s news round up to find out what unfathomable dysfunction is eating away at the Irish health service like a parasite? Would you like to take a stab at coming up with your own HSE headline which is depressingly predictable and hugely damaging to patients? Now you… Read more »
A PRELIMINARY investigation conducted by the Oscars organisers has found that Will Smith was asked to leave the event after he stormed the stage and slapped Chris Rock but refused to leave. For an expert view on punter expulsion, we spoke to veteran Dublin bouncer Noel Hassle. “Deescalation is key – when Will slaps your… Read more »
THE 2022 Census has a new feature called the ‘time capsule’ which allows people to write a message to future generations that will be made public 100 years from now. However, that’s not the only new feature of the census as aside from standard questions about marital status, home ownership etc its crammed with new… Read more »
THE WORLD knows them as the stock models who gained internet fame through the ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme, but Carla Torres, Brian Delgado and Ffion Grainger know one another as an irreplaceable third of beautiful and rewarding polyamorous love story. How did ‘distracted boyfriend’ become real life polyamorous truple? “It’s funny, a lot of the online… Read more »
MOTHER’S Day has rolled around again, so what better time to throw out the question about what Irish people should call their maternal parent, to give you all something to argue about in the comments while we head to the pub for an early Friday. Well known to be an incredibly divisive issue among Irish… Read more »