THE REPUBLIC of Ireland is known as being the land of a ‘thousand welcomes’, but it seems that this jovial and inviting approach to strangers stops when it comes to anyone driving a car with a Northern Ireland licence plate, a new report has shown. The report shows that while Irish people will turn a… Read more »
THE UK’s free fall toward international laughing stock and rotten banana republic should be a slamdunk schadenfreude spectacular for any self-respecting, historical oppression-hating Irish person, and yet. Such is the seismic magnitude of Ireland’s political eejitry that going abroad for your political tut-tutting when we’ve got our very own home-grown gombeens can seem a tad… Read more »
THE government has refused to offer any assurances or promises that the possibly upcoming energy shortages in winter will not cause sporadic blackouts around the country, leading many to believe that sporadic blackouts around the country are a 100% certainty in the coming months. With huge volumes of the nation’s electricity inexplicably disappearing into the… Read more »
IT’S A situation Irish people are all too aware of, but instead of the media monopolising and shaping the narrative surrounding the housing crisis WWN believes it is you, our readers and average everyday people caught up in the crisis that need to be heard. After a call-out to WWN readers, you responded in your… Read more »
THE chronic shortage in the housing market has hit students hard this year, with many forced to defer positions or book rooms in hotels for weeks on end as they attempt to juggle full-time study with full-time flat hunting. If you or someone you know is struggling with this problem, here’s five potential solutions that’ll… Read more »
WHILE we here at GASH had hoped to bring you an uplifting story about how 42-year-old mother-of-three Maggie Canly was defying her age with youthful, wrinkle free skin, we can only report that she looks okayish for her age we suppose. Canly is not one of those women who will appear in your Instagram feed… Read more »
THE SOURCE of constant debate, derision and speculation the British royal family tourist attraction brings with it endless fascination, but you might not be aware of these weird traditions and customs that define them: If the Queen stands up, you must stand up Everyone in the Queen’s presence must stand up when she rises to… Read more »
FORMERLY MISSING, presumed dead horse Shergar has sensationally confirmed to WWN that not only is he alive and well but that he owes his dramatic recovery to horse dewormer Ivermectin, WWN can reveal. “Honestly, I’ve never felt better,” neighed Shergar, “it’s worked wonders for me but then again I’m a horse not a human operating… Read more »
THERE was chaos at the entrance to a function room in the Trim Castle Hotel at Fine Gael’s think-in as several TDs had to be turned away from the get together’s hottest ticket in town – the ‘how to delete texts’ seminar, WWN understands. “The full title of the seminar is ‘how to delete your… Read more »
SECURING a 1% pay increase in the remainder of this year with a further 2% to come in 2022, delighted gardaí from across the country have shared what they’ll spend the mammoth windfall/bonanza/Euromillions lotto win increase on with WWN. As with all well publicised modest pay increases in Ireland, the increase has been met with… Read more »