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Study Confirms People Who Are Messy, Swear And Stay Up Late, Are ‘Lazy, Messy Bastards’
PEOPLE who tend to be untidy, stay up late and regularly use curse words may actually be ‘lazy, messy bastards’, new research ... -
Man Not Sure Why He Took The Back Off The Remote Control
A WATERFORD man has confessed to not knowing just what compelled him to remove the back cover of his remote ... -
How To Cope When Someone Introduces Their New Baby With A Stupid Fucking Name
VISITING the parents of a newborn baby is tough at the best of times; once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ... -
Week Dragging Out
THE week is said to be dragging the absolute arse out of itself, WWN can reveal today. Despite it only ... -
Man Casually Informed By Parents That They Gave Him Whiskey As A Baby “All The ...
A NEW father may have found the answer to all his issues with life, after his parents casually informed him ... -
Teenagers Urged To Drink & Smoke More After Falling Behind EU Average
IRISH teens have been issued with direct orders to up their pre-drinking game in a bid to claw back ground ... -
How Much Do You Want To Bet That You’re Addicted To Gambling?
WE at WWN are so confident that you’re hooked on gambling, that we’re willing to bet that you can’t go ... -
How To Explain To Your New Boyfriend That You’re A Fallen Woman
YOU know how it is; you’re out shopping for sackcloth to make a new dress for yourself, and you meet ... -
Red Bull Launch New Range Of Craft Energy Drinks
ENERGY drink giants Red Bull have unveiled a new suite of products aimed at bringing 100% organic, artisanally produced sugar-water to ... -
Pat Hickey Has Been Released From Prison And He Looks Ripped
FORMER Olympic Council of Ireland (OCI) president Pat Hickey has been released from preventive custody in Rio de Janeiro this afternoon, ...