Government Calls For Immediate Inquiry Into Latest Love/Hate Rumour

THE GOVERNMENT has called for an immediate inquiry into the latest Love/Hate rumour that actor, Robert Sheehan, who plays lovable rogue Darren, maybe back for another season. Dail members heard today that the character was shot at point blank range in the gripping series finale last December, but since the actor was spotted on the set of RTE’s award-winning drama yesterday, it now transpires that… Read more »

Bill Roache Appologises For Fucking Your Mom Last Night

CORONATION STREET actor Bill Roache said today he was “very sorry” for banging your mother last night in a 12 hour “fuck-fest”. The 80-year-old, who has played Ken Barlow in the ITV soap for more than 50 years, told Waterford Whispers News that he was absolutely ‘shattered’ from making your mum perform numerous sexual acts on him and apologised… Read more »

Pope Francis Finding ‘One Direction’ Stickers Everywhere

THE NEWLY appointed Pope, Francis the first, said he has been finding stickers from boy-band ‘One Direction’ everywhere in his Vatican quarters all morning. The pontiff, who moved in late last night, found small pictures of band-members littered around the living area and said he is finding it very difficult to remove them from the bathroom mirror and… Read more »

Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe

Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, Glenroe. An estimated 3.4 million people were said to be directly affected by the program, which aired from September 1983 to May 2001 on the countries national broadcaster. Millions of survivors of the series are expected to… Read more »