U2 FRONTMAN Bono cheated death yesterday afternoon when a door fell off an aeroplane that was carrying him and four friends to Berlin. The aircraft’s entire tailgate section had also completely detached, with luggage falling 8,000 feet into the German countryside. “God obviously wants to keep his messenger on earth for another few years,” said… Read more »
THE dust had barely settled on the latest series of Love/Hate before speculation began suggesting last night could very well be the show’s final outing. RTÉ have now all but confirmed these suspicions with their announcement of a Love/Hate spinoff show entitled ‘Warren’ Peace’. The show will be centred on Nidge’s son Warren as he… Read more »
SOCIAL media celebrity Dapper Laughs are being treated at a central London hospital today after being diagnosed with a virus that infects human brains, making him more stupid. Real name Daniel O’Reilly, who has no family connections to Ireland at all, was rushed to the Royal London Hospital at 8pm after collapsing in the street…. Read more »
FOLLOWING a particularly gruesome episode of the TV favourite Love/Hate the tabloid press in Ireland has taken to the skies to ensure no one is in any doubt as to what happened. Pooling their resources together several papers have arranged for hundreds of small aircraft to carry banners in the sky, which give away key… Read more »
HERE’S what’s happening around the country this weekend: WATERFORD Saturday morning sees Waterford City turn into the international focal point for all things spoons. The 3rd annual World Spoon Festival takes place across the city, seeing the local economy benefit greatly from the influx of spoon enthusiasts. As much as €40 million will be spent… Read more »
FRIEND and full-time asshole Kevin Burgess is all set to pick apart the film Interstellar tonight in a bid to be different, it has been revealed by close friends of the man today. Burgess, a self-confessed sci-fi fanatic, is due to arrive at his local cinema around 8pm, where he is to pick apart every… Read more »
PHARRELL Williams has sold out tickets in Croke Park today for June 20 next summer. Speaking to WWN today the American singer and songwriter said he was delighted to have sold out so quickly and said he was looking forward to performing with an up-and-coming Irish band. “I love Ireland and can’t wait to perform… Read more »
ACTRESS Eva Longoria has once again immersed herself in her Dublin city surroundings, this morning by sampling some of the city’s finest cuts of heroins before flying off home to America later this afternoon. The Desperate Housewives star was joined by local dealer Jayo Higgins of the North inner city for a “horse breakfast” in… Read more »
THE television viewing public has been left shocked by last night’s X Factor elimination which saw some young one go home. Despite being the 3,456th young one to face the X Factor chop since the show began, many viewers watching at home just didn’t quite understand what was happening. “What? Oh my God. Someone who… Read more »
ONE of Ireland’s most treasured songwriters, Damien Rice, returns with the release of his third album My Favourite Faded Fantasy and it is set to be a hit with fans and critics alike. Pre-orders of the album are exceeding expectations as Rice corners several key markets in the fragile music marketplace. “We’ve had 4,000 pre-orders… Read more »
