Daniel Day Lewis To Play 5 Year-Old Asian Child In New Movie

THREE TIME Oscar-winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is to push his acting talents like never before in an upcoming epic movie. The movie, tentatively titled ‘Child of China’ follows wide-eyed and naive child Xang Bo, who from humbles beginnings becomes the first human to eat 10 dry crackers in under 30 seconds. The film is… Read more »

Record One Million Viewers Cringed At Rose Of Tralee

THE JEWEL in RTÉ’s televisual crown, the Rose of Tralee, entertained your racist granny over two fun filled nights this week. An extravaganza which proved women can still learn to wave in the most efficient manner possible was universally praised by its broadcaster RTÉ. TV expert Fionn McDonagh, carefully tallied the number of cringe-worthy moments… Read more »

Love/Hate Theme Park Just Turns Out To Be Inner City Dublin

MEMBERS of the public made a startling discovery this week after a routine visit into Dublin’s city centre. Friends Louis Browne and Cara Delaney were left shocked after learning the Love/Hate ‘theme park’ they thought they had stumbled upon was in fact the scene of a real life gangland killing. “I’m devastated and to be… Read more »

Katy French Still Dead, Finds Inquest

THE Katy French inquest confirmed yesterday that the 24-year-old is still pretty much dead from cocaine use, and is not expected to recover no matter how many questions are asked about her death. Meath coroner James Lacy told the hearing in Trim courthouse, Co Meath, that test results showed Ms.French was not responding to the lengthy… Read more »