RENEWED CALLS have been made by the general Irish public for Bob Geldof to bring singer songwriter Sinead O’Connor into space with him and leave her there. Geldof, who will be boarding a Virgin galactic flight in 2015, was approached by a large group of people outside his home in Dublin yesterday evening. It is… Read more »
THREE TIME Oscar-winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is to push his acting talents like never before in an upcoming epic movie. The movie, tentatively titled ‘Child of China’ follows wide-eyed and naive child Xang Bo, who from humbles beginnings becomes the first human to eat 10 dry crackers in under 30 seconds. The film is… Read more »
The Nation has barely emerged from its weeks of mourning upon the news of Pat Kenny, Irish broadcasting luminary, leaving RTÉ for rival radio station Newstalk. Despite vast evidence to the contrary the good people of Ireland have persevered and overcome what has been a tough transition.The country will awake on Monday to a new… Read more »
THOUSANDS of people who have their priorities in life in the right order took to forums and comment sections on websites to voice their outrage at the decision to select a 41-year-old actor from Boston to play the part a of man who dresses up in a cape. “This is fucking ridiculous,” said one commenter… Read more »
THE JEWEL in RTÉ’s televisual crown, the Rose of Tralee, entertained your racist granny over two fun filled nights this week. An extravaganza which proved women can still learn to wave in the most efficient manner possible was universally praised by its broadcaster RTÉ. TV expert Fionn McDonagh, carefully tallied the number of cringe-worthy moments… Read more »
MEMBERS of the public made a startling discovery this week after a routine visit into Dublin’s city centre. Friends Louis Browne and Cara Delaney were left shocked after learning the Love/Hate ‘theme park’ they thought they had stumbled upon was in fact the scene of a real life gangland killing. “I’m devastated and to be… Read more »
THE NATIONS television viewers have called for reruns of the television drama ‘The Wire’ following a massive surge in pompous Breaking Bad fans this week, it has emerged today. Thousands of people flooded national broadcasters with requests to repeat the popular TV show, in a bid to quell the tide of bullshit surrounding the final… Read more »
EXPERTS IN social everything warned today that Irish Sun readers will be forced to go on-line for their daily dose of tits, following the axing of its page three column. The group said the surge of low IQ sun readers could escalate online stupidity by as much as 44% in the first year. “There will… Read more »
THE Katy French inquest confirmed yesterday that the 24-year-old is still pretty much dead from cocaine use, and is not expected to recover no matter how many questions are asked about her death. Meath coroner James Lacy told the hearing in Trim courthouse, Co Meath, that test results showed Ms.French was not responding to the lengthy… Read more »
