Stage Crew To Erect Hand Rails For Aging U2

STAGE crew officials have today guaranteed aging rock band U2 that a series of hand-railings will prevent any more accidents on tour, after lead guitarist The Edge fell off the stage mid-show last night. Stage manager Rocko Reedy told Waterford Whispers News that three kilometres of specially designed handrails have already been ordered from a… Read more »

Thousands Of Copies Of David Gray’s “White Ladder” Found Buried In Longford Quarry

WORKERS at a County Longford quarry made a shocking discovery earlier this week, after excavations revealed a landfill containing thousands of copies of David Gray’s 1998 album “White Ladder”. The cache of CDs, still in their wrapping, was uncovered in McHale’s Quarry outside Edgeworthstown on Monday. Quarry staff had been performing a routine dig of… Read more »