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Tubridy Gets Last Round Of Vaccinations Ahead Of Toy Show
“HIT ME!” yelled Ryan Tubridy, biting down on a rubber gumshield as another dose of painful, yet very necessary medicine ... -
Pair Of Frozen Testicles Discovered On Footpath
GARDAÍ in Waterford are trying to locate the owner of a pair of human testicles discovered in a frozen state ... -
How To Create The Illusion That You’re Helping The Homeless
NOT content with simply lying to people when they ask ‘do you volunteer with or donate to a homeless charity?’ ... -
Gareth Southgate Named England’s Next Scapegoat
OFFICIALLY unveiled as England’s next excuse for losing, Gareth Southgate has signed a lucrative 4-year deal in exchange for being ... -
Sharon In Accounts To Spend Day Telling Everyone It’s The 1st Of December
CONCERNED by the prospect of her coworkers going as much as 60 seconds into their work day unaware of the ... -
Trump Confirms He Will ‘Pretend’ To Leave Businesses To His Children While President
PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has announced today that he is going to “pretend to leave his business empire to his ... -
Scotland & Ireland Confirm Brexit Strategy Will Involve Watching Braveheart Over Pints
A CLEAR and concise Brexit strategy shared by Ireland and Scotland has emerged in the past 24 hours following Scottish ... -
Taoiseach In Silicon Valley To Promote ‘Pay Whatever Tax You Want In Ireland’ Initiative
PROMOTING Ireland as a business destination today in Silicon Valley, Taoiseach Enda Kenny could barely contain his excitement when explaining ... -
Nation Launches Appeal To Collison Brothers For A Few Quid
LIMERICK entrepreneurs the Collison brothers are today dealing with an avalanche of requests from the entire country for ‘a few ...