THE COSMETIC Surgeons Association of Ireland has today released its latest report into the increasing trend of testicle lifts, which saw over 43,000 Irish men between the ages of 35 – 65 opting for the procedure in a bid to look younger. The three hour operation, which costs in the region of €5k, is said to… Read more »
FOLLOWING the latest act of reprehensible violence on the streets of Dublin, weary and ponderous members of the Government have opened up to the public for possible solutions to the gangland problem, WWN has learned. “What people forget is that gangland crime was invented the day after the Regency Hotel shootings, so it took us… Read more »
BLOWING straight past cookbooks that show you how to make Paleo salads and superfood smoothies, a new book that purports to teach people how to make a fresh cod and chips that tastes exactly like the one in your local chipper has become the number one selling cookbook of all time after just a week… Read more »
WITH only a few months left to go in his second and last term as president of the United States of America, Barack Obama has begun to nick as much stationery as he can from the Oval Office. Pens, notepads, rulers and erasers have all been nicked by the president, as he attempts to “make… Read more »
FOLLOWING months of gangland violence that has produced an ever-heightening pile of bodies, WWN can report that nobody has been shot in Dublin today. The whole day passed without incident, fostering a feeling that the guards were in control of the situation, and that human life still had value in the city. With no bullets… Read more »
A HEART LIFTING video of famed intergalactic smuggler/mechanic Chewbacca laughing hysterically while wearing a mask made of human skin has gone viral today, racking up millions of views in just a few hours. In the video Chewbacca, a Wookie, is seen sitting in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon while discussing recent purchases in his… Read more »
DRIVING with headphones is ‘in’ right now. Everyone is doing it. It’s very cool and can make driving absolutely the best fun ever. Please find below the top four headphones on the market we believe are the best you can buy for driving your motor propelled vehicle. Beats By Dre Probably the most recognisable headphone on the market… Read more »
IT’S getting harder and harder to avoid spoilers for Game Of Thrones, with many people expressing anger and frustration at having the latest episodes ruined on them by internet commentators and careless headlines from news outlets. With new episodes airing in America on Sunday night, GOT fans this side of the pond struggle to make… Read more »
A GROUNDBREAKING new study into sock wearing has found that 96% of people who wear odd socks are actually lazy bastards at the back of it all, and not the rebellious, super-intelligent geniuses they make themselves out to be. In fact, the study found that people who choose to go about their day wearing odd… Read more »
