A SHOCKING and groundbreaking study of food has revealed that some food is bad for you, while other foods may be good for you. The exhaustive study, carried out by a collective made up of the world’s leading research universities concluded its work after 10 years, revealing startling facts no one had previously highlighted. “We… Read more »
ROCK legend Bruce Springsteen has sensationally pulled out of this weekend’s sold-out shows in Croke Park, claiming that he cannot possibly play in a country that refuses to pay its tram drivers whatever they ask for. Luas drivers, who remain locked in talks aimed at securing substantial raises in pay and working conditions, cheered loudly… Read more »
A POORLY pooch waiting to see animal illness specialist and self-appointed “Supervet” Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick is currently wondering if he will leave the clinic with wheels for legs, or will he just be put to sleep. Marko, a 7-year old German Shepherd, was brought to Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey following an initial consultation with his local… Read more »
WE at Lovin’ Waterford only accept the best when it comes to everything; the best cocktails, the best burritos, the best casual sex, even the best ice-cream. We wouldn’t feed the slop you eat to our pet bearded dragons. Here’s 5 of the best boutique ice-cream vans in the country right now, highlighting their choice… Read more »
THE insistence of a number of leading charities in continuing to count and monitor the number of homeless people across the country is said to be angering the government, WWN has learned. “Surely a count every 10 years will do? They’re worse than some lass on Snapchat posting stuff every 2 seconds. Like, do we… Read more »
WITH news emerging that Louis Van Gaal has been sacked by Manchester United less than 48 hours after winning the FA Cup, Jose Mourinho has all but confirmed the Manchester club as the location for his next overblown meltdown. Mourinho’s infamous meltdowns, which occur once every three years, are long drawn out affairs and are… Read more »
WRITING the name of the next customer on their coffee cup before handing it down the line to the Barista, Malcolm Jennings, a 22-year-old arts graduate, allowed himself a wry smile after finally realising what everyone had been giggling about for the past four years. Leaving an Arts Degree with a high qualification last year,… Read more »
A CHARITY runner is intending to launch an audacious plan which would see him raise much needed money for charity while also affording him a great view of a lovely arse, WWN has learned. “Those yoga pants or jeggings or whatever they’re called. They just do it for me, ya know, so when a mate… Read more »
GRAFTON STREET in Dublin was on complete lockdown this morning as armed Gardaí descended on a branch of Boots in a dawn raid. Working off of several tips gleaned from social media, Gardaí acted upon reports that bombs designed specifically for the bath were causing a number of victims to lock themselves in the bathroom… Read more »
