EVERYONE knows that using your mobile phone while driving is extremely dangerous, and can lead to accidents, casualties and death. Which is why you should only check your phone under the following circumstances: 1) When you’re sure nothing is going to happen in the next while Driving requires all your skill and concentration, most of… Read more »
A DEFIANT group of children have weighed up the great time they’re having right now against the apparent threat of eye loss, and have decided to continue their fun & games until such a thing actually occurs. Martin Lennon, 9, and his twin cousins Jack and Harry, both 8, have spent the greater part of… Read more »
SELF-CONFESSED celebrity and Irish person Diarmuid Ó Cinnéide is sadly under the impression he is ‘famous’ famous, if reports circulating in his local community are to be believed. The veteran actor and two-time cover star of the Sunday Independent’s Life magazine, has made it known to people in his local area, through his actions and… Read more »
REPORTS coming in to WWN headquarters suggest thousands of Irish men and women have appeared to develop flu-like symptoms in the past few hours. The stricken individuals, all of whom are part of the workforce and were scheduled for at least one day’s work between now and Monday, presented their illnesses to their supervisors and… Read more »
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has confessed to being somewhat frustrated by the prevalence of images depicting dead migrants on her Facebook feed. These social media posts, coupled with the several normally reliant celebrity gossip sites choosing to report on the crisis have resulted in the Dublin native becoming quite irritated. “It’s like, at first it… Read more »
MANY new students have taken to colleges up and down the country this week, but with little experience of third level education it can be a perilous and scary time. Let WWN guide you through what could well be an awkward bedding in period with some simple tips and information. For those students who have… Read more »
THIS 78-Year-Old man totally won the internet yesterday with this amazing gesture. Get the tissues ready, it’s a tearjerker. This celibate man named Pope Francis, somehow found the empathy to declare that he wouldn’t want to condemn women he’s never met to a hellish inferno for all eternity even though they have had an abortion…. Read more »
ALTHOUGH the newly-published Fennelly report on the departure of Martin Callinan from his position as Garda commissioner completely and totally exonerates Enda Kenny and the Fine Gael government from any wrongdoing whatsoever, questions still remain as to how the severed head of a champion racehorse came to be in Callinan’s bed the day before he… Read more »
IRISH rugby supporters are still reeling from the shock inclusion of an inexperienced protein shake in Joe Schmidt’s World Cup squad. Notable absentees in the 31-man squad includes Andrew Trimble, but the omissions have been outshone them in terms of press coverage by the little known Brick Shithouse protein shake. Expected to play at tighthead… Read more »
EXPERTS researching an old manuscript of the Koran that was found buried away in a Birmingham library said they still haven’t found the bit about beheading infidels and raping young girls. Scholars have claimed that the ancient artefact could prove that such acts may not be Islamic and that recent atrocities carried out by groups… Read more »
