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Middle Aged Woman With Tattooed Initials Of Ex-Boyfriend On Face Gives Advice To Deranged Teen
A MIDDLE AGED Irish woman, who recently had her ex-boyfriends initials tattooed to her face to remind her how stupid ... -
Country Descends Into State Of Anarchy After McDowell Elopes With Only Known Copy Of Constitution
THE GOVERNMENT has called a state of anarchy today following the disappearance of Michael McDowell and the Irish constitution – both ... -
Student Who Just Discovered Thesaurus Is Impelling To Denouement His Staggering Treatise
JUNIOR Certificate student Jamie Ferris stole a march of his fellow students on Monday when he discovered the existence of ... -
‘Last Minute Game Changer’ As Seanad Calls For Abolishment Of Government
IN A dramatic game changer today, Seanad Eireann has called for the total abolishment of the current government in its ... -
Nation Currently Brainstorming Best Ways To Torture And Kill Athlone Man
The 30-year-old man at the centre of a harrowing rape case in Athlone has been informed by the Nation the ... -
‘Closed’ US Government To End Budget Debate On GTA V Online Today
THE UNITED states government decided to take the day off today to battle out their differences through online video game ... -
4,580,213 Irish People Out Of 4,588,252 Still Don’t Have A Clue About 2008 Bank Guarantee
An extensive survey carried out on behalf of WWN reveals that as many as 4.5 million people living in Ireland ... -
WWN Horoscopes
Aries March 21 – April 19 While no one will ever take your place in her heart, three elderly fishermen, ... -
Enda Kenny Must Be ‘Mad Craic Altogether’ After Hilarious Photobomb, Thinks Everyone
EVERYONE WHO has seen this hilarious photobomb picture of Enda Kenny at the All-Ireland Final thinks he’s ‘mad craic alrogether’, it ... -
Bank Guarantee 5 Years On: Reenactments Take Place Across The Country
There were sombre scenes up and down the country as hundreds of bank guarantee ‘reenactments’ were staged this morning. Many ...