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Larry Murphy Welcomes Gilligan Heat
CONVICTED RAPIST Larry Murphy said he more than welcomes the Garda attention on John Gilligan this week, stating it takes ... -
The Secret Minister – Budget Tales
Welcome voters to my weekly column in the wonderful WWN. They say a week is a long time in politics. ... -
“Girlfriend Wont Hear My Toilet Flatulance If I Turn On Sink Taps” Thinks Waterford Man
A COUNTY Waterford man discovered an ingenious method for covering up his toilet flatulence today – turning on the sink ... -
Budget 2014: Nations Masochists Loving Live Budget Leaks
Thousands of people up and down the country are ‘loving’ the details of the Government’s budget for the coming year ... -
Budget 2014: Government To Announce ‘Fully Funded’ Euthanasia Scheme For The Over 70’s
PENSIONERS will be offered a ‘fully funded’ euthanasia scheme in budget 2014, the government said today, in a bid to ... -
Fran’s Teeth To Appear On The Late Late Show
The Late Late Show’s ascension to the bottom of the barrel continues apace with the announcement today that Friday’s show ... -
Six People Took To The Streets To Celebrate Announcement Of Bailout Exit
It is a moment no Irish citizen will ever forget: where were you when Taoiseach Enda Kenny announced that Ireland ... -
Noonan Secretly Can’t Wait To See Look On Poor Peoples Faces Tomorrow
g FINANCE MINISTER Michael Noonan is gearing up for his favourite time of the year in Leinster house this afternoon, ... -
“Now I’ll Finally Get To Watch Season Finale Of Friends”: John Gilligan
IRISH CRIMINAL John Gilligan said today he can’t wait to go home to watch the season finale of Friends later ... -
Fans Who Love To Moan Missing Trapattoni Already
A SMALL band of dedicated Irish fans have made a surprising admission ahead of Ireland’s clash with Germany this evening. ...