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Santa Shot Down Inside Syrian Airspace
U.S. INTELLIGENCE has confirmed this evening that Santa Claus was shot down at 16:09 GMT by by Syrian forces while ... -
92 Year Old Dublin Man Recalls First Ever Arthurs Day back In 2009
THE YEAR 2009 was a time when millions of people around the world celebrated the 250th anniversary of the Guinness brewing ... -
Fears Grow As Half A Million Irish Hold Violent Protest In Capital Over Bacon Shortage
UP TO 500,000 angry Irish citizens took to the streets of Dublin today in protest of a possible bacon shortage ... -
Taoiseach Defends James Reilly €562bn Death Star For North Dublin Constituency
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has heavily defended Health Minister Dr James Reilly’s decision to construct a 562 billion euro Death Star for his North ... -
US Firm To Create Fuck All Jobs In Waterford Over Next Five Years
A WORLD-leading electronics manufacturer is to create fuck all jobs in Waterford over the next five years, it announced today. The company, which ... -
“We Just Couldn’t Be Arsed Anymore” Admits Government
THE Irish Government admitted at a press conference in Dublin today that it ‘just couldn’t be arsed’ trying to negotiate EU bail ... -
Titgate: Nine French Officials Killed In London Embassy Attack
ROYAL fundamentalists angered over the countries publication of printed images of a topless Kate Middleton which ridiculed her tits stormed the French embassy ... -
Apple Unveils New Taller Skinny Guy Wearing Jeans And Black Shirt
Apple has unveiled the latest version of its tall skinny guy wearing jeans and a black shirt at an event ... -
Tesco Launches Finest* Frozen Embryo Range
RETAIL giant Tesco has launched the worlds first commercially available frozen embryo – the latest example of its ‘Finest range’ ... -
Mick Wallace To Use leader’s Allowance To Research lodging Money Into Mick Wallace Bank Account
INDEPENDENT TD Mick Wallace has defended his acceptance of the ‘Leader’s Allowance’ given to Independent TDs in the Dáil, saying ...