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Public Set To Violently Overthrow Government If They Up The Price Of Drink
THE Irish public has reacted angrily to news that the Government will move to increase the minimum price of alcohol ... -
Twink Admits Regularly Sandblasting Vagina
IRISH Panto star Adele King, better known as Twink, has advised mature women up and down the country about a ... -
Fat Lads Who Played Rugby Once In School To Talk Shit For Next 6 Weeks, ...
WATERFORD barman James Jones has warned today that fat guys who played rugby once in college will more than likely ... -
Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release
CINEMA chains across the country have taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead ... -
Judge To Spend The Day Asking Rory McIlroy For Putting Tips
GOLF’S World number one Rory McIlroy is expected to take the stand today in his High Court battle with his ... -
Ireland’s Last Wild Celtic Tiger Shot In Wicklow Mountains By Poachers
THERE has been widespread outrage after a group of poachers, believed to be German, shot and killed the last wild ... -
Fuck Ulster Parade Gets Go Ahead In Waterford
WATERFORD county council has today granted permission for a ‘Fuck Ulster Parade’ to be held in the city later next month. ... -
Toddler Fed Nuggets And Chips For 4th Time This Week Probably Nothing To Worry About
PARENT Jack Thompson’s decision to feed 3-year-old son, Mark, chicken nuggets and chips for the fourth time this week is ... -
WWN Guide To Mercy Killing Your Family If Gay Marriage Becomes Legal
WITH the looming threat of same-sex marriage becoming part of everyday life in the near future, many Ordinary Decent People ... -
Jim White One Good Transfer Rumour Away From A Heart Attack
THE sad news that Sky Sports News presenter Jim White is one good transfer rumour away from a heart attack ...