Fuck Ulster Parade Gets Go Ahead In Waterford


WATERFORD county council has today granted permission for a ‘Fuck Ulster Parade’ to be held in the city later next month.

The parade, which is being planned by prominent Sinn Féin TD David Cullinane, will take thousands of marchers through the city streets towards a large bonfire on the quays, where loyalist imagery and dummy Willie Frasers will be burned in front of a roaring crowd.

“I wouldn’t say it’s promoting hatred,” defended the Waterford TD, after being accused of inciting violence by critics. “If they can come down to our capital city asking people to love Ulster, then why can’t we tell them to go fuck themselves?

“After all, we live in a nation of free speech. So let us use that right.”

So far on the organiser’s Facebook event page, over two million people have said they will attend the parade, raising fears that there may be a serious Garda shortage on the day.

“To tell you the truth, I don’t think there will be any trouble on the day,” added Cullinane. “I mean, who the hell is going to start on two million people?”

The first ever Fuck Ulster Parade was given the go ahead by local district court Judge Henry Power this morning at 11am and will take place on the 3rd of March, 2015.