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Motorist Approaching Speed Van To Drive 20km Below Limit, Just To Be Fucking Sure Like
A COUNTY Limerick motorist travelling just under the desired 80km speed limit, has spontaneously decided to slow his car down to 60km, after spotting a ... -
Child Refused Entry Into Restaurant Due To Having D4 Parents
A PROMINENT Dublin restaurant has defended its decision to refuse entry to a young boy, based on the fact that ... -
Tabloid Journalists Removed From Dwyer Trial After Being Found Masturbating To Sordid Details
FOLLOWING the commencement of yet another high profile trial in which a man stands accused of murdering a woman, the ... -
Dublin Girl Can’t Believe Best Friend Didn’t Like Her Latest Profile Picture
DUBLIN GIRL Emer O’Reilly is still in a state of shock after the posting of her latest adorable Facebook profile ... -
Printing More Pretend Money The Answer To Everything
THE EUROPEAN Central bank (ECB) announced today a “rescue plan” for its troubled economy, which will see the financial cartel printing an ... -
Couple Holding Hands In Lidl Need To Get A Fucking Life, Says Report
THE majority of couples who hold hands while shopping in Lidl need to wise up and catch a hold of ... -
30% Increase In Things Being Blamed On The Boogie
LEADING researchers at the Institute of Leading Research have gathered the first conclusive proof that humans have increased the number ... -
Billionaires And World Leaders At Davos Summit Eating Newborns
NEWS that billionaires and world leaders have been feasting on the flesh of newborn children is truly shocking but comes ... -
‘Romantic Ireland’ Down Alleyway Puking After Too Many Jager Bombs
‘Romantic Ireland’ is down an alleyway vomiting profusely after doing too many Jager bombs, Irish society confirmed today. Recent scholastic ... -
The Feminaxis Of Evil: A Guide To The 5 Worst Feminazis
PRESENTING perhaps more of a threat to Western civilisation than either ISIS or Ebola is the rise of the Feminazi, ...