Tag: america

Mueller Report Redacted Using Crayon

THE IMPENDING publication, by the US Department of Justice, of a redacted version of the Mueller Report has been welcomed by some Democrats, while others have expressed their concern over what exactly is being presented to the American people. “An advanced copy has been made available to me by the president, but my suspicions of… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Beto O’Rourke

THE TEXAS democrat narrowly lost to Ted Cruz in a race for the US Senate and has now announced his bid to secure the Democratic nomination for the 2020 presidential election. A father-of-three with a penchant for delivering uplifting and impassioned speeches drawing comparisons to Barack Obama, here’s everything you need to know about Beto… Read more »

Trump Imposes Sanctions On Vuvuzelas

SHOUTING down a number of his most experienced White House aides and advisers, US president Donald Trump has reaffirmed his intention to impose sanctions on vuvuzelas. Decisive action by the president will see the nuisance drone-like noise-making plastic horns face a number of onerous sanctions which would cripple its economy were it not just a… Read more »

US Shootings Barely Newsworthy Now

MEDIA agencies around the world have agreed to not bother covering incidents of mass shootings in America unless the death toll reaches 20 or over, following a rash of what have been described as ‘mass shootings in name only’. While the world was shocked by the 1999 Columbine massacre that claimed 15 lives, reactions to mass… Read more »

Hated Politician Beloved By All

WAR-mongering psychopath and hated former President of the United States George H.W Bush has passed away in his 95th year surrounded by friends and family, as would befit a man of his respected and revered stature, and in keeping with his reputation as a loving, caring gentleman. The 41st President became known during his single… Read more »

Local Man Suddenly An Expert On US Midterm Elections

A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or what its mean to ‘win’ or ‘lose’ the House, has transformed himself overnight into the leading authority on the elections and their results, WWN understands. Donnacha Healy has taken to social media and face-to-face conversations… Read more »

World Seemingly Forgets America Is America

WORLDWIDE optimism remains high that America will ‘do the right thing’ during today’s crucial Midterm elections, with most people choosing to ignore the fact that when it comes to this kind of thing, ‘America Gonna America’. Hopes are high for a ‘blue wave’ which will see the balance of power in the Senate and the House Of… Read more »