Tag: america

Hated Politician Beloved By All

WAR-mongering psychopath and hated former President of the United States George H.W Bush has passed away in his 95th year surrounded by friends and family, as would befit a man of his respected and revered stature, and in keeping with his reputation as a loving, caring gentleman. The 41st President became known during his single… Read more »

Local Man Suddenly An Expert On US Midterm Elections

A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or what its mean to ‘win’ or ‘lose’ the House, has transformed himself overnight into the leading authority on the elections and their results, WWN understands. Donnacha Healy has taken to social media and face-to-face conversations… Read more »

World Seemingly Forgets America Is America

WORLDWIDE optimism remains high that America will ‘do the right thing’ during today’s crucial Midterm elections, with most people choosing to ignore the fact that when it comes to this kind of thing, ‘America Gonna America’. Hopes are high for a ‘blue wave’ which will see the balance of power in the Senate and the House Of… Read more »

Local Man No Idea Where He Was During 9/11

ESCHEWING the recollections much of the western world shares regarding the September 11th attacks in New York in 2001, local man Richie Loughlan can’t for the life of him recall where he was when the horrifying terror attack occurred. “No, nothing, Sorry, mind’s blank. College up in Galway? No, that was 2002,” explained Loughlan, who… Read more »

Prototype For New American Flag Unveiled

THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which better reflects the nation in its present form, signalling the aspirations it has for its ever bright future. “Nobody likes change, but we remind people the old flag didn’t always have 50 stars on it,… Read more »