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Nation Agrees To Let Grandchildren Pay For All This
THE aging population that currently resides within the Republic of Ireland has humbly accepted the precarious financial prognosis for the ... -
Local Woman Would Rather Give Birth Out Her Arsehole Than Ever Have To Look At ...
TRYING her best to sum up the intense, visceral disdain she has for US president Donald Trump, local woman Rebecca ... -
Budget 2021 To Begin With Homeless Sacrifice To The Multinational Gods
AHEAD of today’s budget announcement, WWN is one of just 4,087 news outlets to have the contents of the budget ... -
The Second Trump-Biden Debate Has Been Cancelled, But Here’s How It Would Have Gone
THE October 15th ‘virtual debate’ between President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden has been called off after Trump ... -
Government Denying ‘Circuit Break’ Lockdown Surest Sign Yet We’ll Have ‘Circuit Break’ Lockdown
WITH THE Taoiseach pouring cold water on the Tánaiste’s suggestion that Ireland could go into a ‘circuit break’ short and ... -
“You Can Fucking Keep It”: Martin Dramatically Hands Taoiseach Role Back To Varadkar
THE government’s ‘revolving Taoiseach’ arrangement has spun its first revolution, with Micheál Martin now ‘more than willing’ to hand it ... -
Russian Fly Found To Be Prompting Pence During Debate
A LARGELY uneventful US vice-presidential debate had one standout moment which dominated internet chatter; the presence of a fly landing ... -
Government Set Up OnlyFans Account In Bid To Cover Budget Cost
MINISTER for Finance Paschal Donohoe has confirmed that with the country’s paltry rainy day fund no match for the tsunami ... -
Trump Can’t Believe 210,000 Losers Lost Their Lives To This Thing
“WHERE AM I? Why brain no sense?” president Donald Trump confirmed in his first address from the Oval Office since ... -
Melania Trump Buried Overnight In Brief Funeral Service
REMOVED from the White House under the cover of night, former US first lady Melania Trump was buried in what ...