Category: POLITICS

Enda Kenny Must Be ‘Mad Craic Altogether’ After Hilarious Photobomb, Thinks Everyone

EVERYONE WHO has seen this hilarious photobomb picture of Enda Kenny at the All-Ireland Final thinks he’s ‘mad craic alrogether’, it was revealed today. The Taoiseach was pictured making humorous facial gestures behind two unsuspecting females yesterday, who were posing innocently for a photograph at the time. “Our friend said he’d kindly take a picture of… Read more »

Fine Gael’s Annual Think-in Produced Close To 4 Ideas

Fine Gael’s annual ‘think-in’ has already been hailed as a great success by party members as it produced almost 4 ideas. “We’re delighted,” stressed Richard Bruton, “and if I could add, these are all new ideas, we haven’t recycled old redundant ideas I swear to God”. Fine Gael party members attended the think-in ahead of… Read more »

Cameron: “Obama Made Chicken Noises Down The Phone At Me”

THE BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron said he was feeling a little bit left down by fellow MP’s today after losing a vote endorsing military action against Syria, adding that he was left to deal with Barack Obama ‘making chicken noises down the phone’ at him. Mr. Cameron’s non-binding motion was defeated 285-272 and had to… Read more »

Government Announces ‘Unexpected Reduction’ In TV licence Fee

THE GOVERNMENT announced its decision today to decrease the national television licence fee from September 1st 20013. Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources, Pat Rabbitte, told WWN that the department received news of an ‘unexpected surge’ in funds earlier this morning, which in turn will allow the government to reduce the current licence fee… Read more »