Category: POLITICS

Theresa May Will Be In The Pub If Anyone Needs Her

BRITISH prime minister Theresa May has downed tools for the day, strode out of number 10 Downing Street and headed in the direction of the nearest pub, leaving strict instructions to only be contacted if “something like 9/11 kicks off again”. The PM’s decision to “go on a mad one” comes after an EU report… Read more »

Stormy Daniels Upgraded To Hurricaney Daniels

ADULT superstar Stormy Daniels is reportedly continuing to pick up strength as she travels through the upper levels of the American political system, with fears growing among the Trump administration that she may shortly be upgraded to Hurricaney Daniels. Originally classified as Stormy in 2006 when she allegedly had a torrid affair with Donald Trump… Read more »

Brexit Revealed To Be Performance Art

“GOTCHA” laughed Theresa May, at a special press conference today where the entire ‘Brexit’ project was revealed to be a piece of performance art, causing the entire UK to breathe a sigh of relief so great that it shifted the whole country a foot to the left. May, who has spent her entire tenure as… Read more »