Category: POLITICS

“I Fucking Dare Anyone To Run Against Me”

CURRENT president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins smirked at reporters earlier today after being asked about potential opponents in a possible presidential election later this year, simply answering ‘let them fucking try’. D. Higgins, whose 7-year term as Uachtarain comes to an end later this year, is expected to run uncontested for a second term,… Read more »

Lowry 2-0 Ireland

THE Republic of Ireland was said to be devastated following a crushing 2-0 defeat against old rival Lowry after yet another disappointing performance at their home ground, the Dublin Circuit Criminal Court, yesterday afternoon. Kicking off at 26th September 1997, Ireland began the game with a solid start under the watchful eyes of referee Justice Michael Moriarty, with several shots at… Read more »

Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days

A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is just ‘fucking around’ with Arlene Foster and the DUP at this stage, just to see the look on their faces change. The announcement comes following Varadkar’s decision to open this year’s Feile An Phobail festival,… Read more »

Very Modern Ireland Loudly Tutting At Northern Ireland’s Abortion Laws

THE UK SUPREME Court’s rejection of an appeal from human rights campaigners over Northern Ireland’s abortion laws has given the Yes voting people of Ireland just the 4,567th opportunity to tut dismissively in the direction of Northern Ireland, decrying how it’s a shame it can’t be as astoundingly progressive as the Republic. Very modern, progressive,… Read more »