WHILE the nation has been filled with wholesome images of the people gleefully celebrating Ireland’s 6 Nations grand slam victory while getting misty eyed at the sight of Johnny Sexton experiencing human emotion, one Dublin office worker has labeled organisers of the tournament a ‘disgrace’ and ‘irresponsible’. “Setting this up on Paddy’s weekend was a… Read more »
THE ULTIMATE competitor with a focus and will to win matched by no one else in the game, Johnny Sexton unveiled his latest attempt at motivating his teammates ahead of Ireland’s decisive Six Nations clash with England. “Lads, you all know how ridiculous I’ll look if we fail to win so don’t let it happen,”… Read more »
THE IRFU has made an appeal to all men with previous schools rugby experience to make themselves available for selection for Ireland’s Grand Slam decider against England this Saturday, such is the extent of the injury list. “You can be unfit, overweight, as long as you’re injured or carrying a knock like half of our… Read more »
MEDICAL professionals throughout Ireland are reporting an epidemic of injuries ranging from pulled calf muscles to broken necks as middle aged men try in vain to recreate James Lowe’s acrobatic try against France. “I didn’t know you could fracture, dislocate and sprain your coxis at the time,” said one 53-year-old covered head to toe in… Read more »
WITH the 6 Nations kicking off this weekend, WWN Sports gains an insight into the tournament from that lad you know who never quite got a handle on the rules, local man Gavin Trainor. Trainor has carefully chosen not to simply say ‘dunno’ when asked his opinion and has instead given WWN Sports a detailed… Read more »
A DISTRAUGHT Dublin man has admitted to Waterford Whispers News that he’s ‘too deep in the hole’ to admit to his friends that he still has many, many questions about the rules of rugby despite following the sport with them for years. “Of course I cheered the Irish team from the pub with the lads… Read more »
“BARE WITH me another second,” said a lost looking professor of mathematics Laurence Wright, standing before a white board overwhelmed by calculations and permutations that all reached a dead end, failing to explain how exactly Ireland’s game in France could see the men in green lift the 6 Nations championship. “If we take England’s potential… Read more »
WITH next weekend’s Six Nations clash between Ireland and Italy looking doubtful as both the HSE and the IRFU assess the danger of the ongoing spread of Coronavirus in Italy, several Irish rugby fans are left with a massive hole in their ‘be an aggravating dose’ calendar. But even if the Italy clash is rescheduled,… Read more »
THE USUAL small talk engaged with by the Irish public when queuing in the post office, dropping the kids off to school, chatting with coworkers, snorting lines in the toilets and waving hello to neighbours is to be devoid of any mention of Ireland’s 24-12 loss to England at Twickenham yesterday, an emergency meeting of… Read more »
WANT to impress pals with your rugby knowledge or are you planning on going to the Aviva over the next few weeks to document it on social media to incorrectly convince people you lead an enviable life? WWN Sport has the 6 Nations cheat sheet so you, a self-confessed lifelong Irish rugby supporter, can actually… Read more »