LABELING his address of the House of Commons as ‘historic’ an inordinate number of times, a misty eyed Tory government moved by Volodymyr Zelensky patriotic appeals went as far as to say ‘absolutely not you old cad you’ to all requests. “Some splendid stuff in there about recognising Russia as a terrorist state, hairs on… Read more »
BY NOW everyone will be aware of the tragedy that unfolded at the entrance to the Russian Embassy in Dublin where a set of gates tragically lost its hinges. Relying on Irish people’s famous generosity the Russian Ambassador has demanded the taxpayer coughs up for repairs, a demand Irish people are happy to acquiesce to… Read more »
DESPITE claiming to have welcomed Ukrainian refugees with open arms, Boris Johnson’s Tory government has thus far failed to lift refugee numbers above the number of Kremlin connected oligarchs still sheltering themselves and their assets in London. “On the issue of oligarchs I think this is very unfair, we have repeatedly warned them to hurry… Read more »
IRISH STATE CONTROLLED MEDIA – An innocent truck carrying valuable religious items was completely destroyed by a reckless set of stationary gates operated by the Russian embassy. The truck, which has already had a statue built to it and a special commemorative stamp issued bearing its likeness, is sadly not expected to make a full… Read more »
THE IRISH public has been asked to take pity on the Labour Party and feign interest in the leadership contest of the party in the wake of Alan Kelly’s resignation as there is a growing sense members genuinely believe it is of significance. “Look I’m not saying I’m surprised the battle for leadership wasn’t on… Read more »
FOLLOWING Russian’s illegal invasion of Ukraine, and Vladimir Putin collecting war crimes like they were Pokemon, there has been a renewed debate surrounding Ireland’s neutrality. Share your thoughts below, should we remain a neutral country:
THE IRISH government, praised for waiving visa requirements for terrified Ukrainians fleeing aerial bombardments and potential death as Vladimir Putin’s invasion rages on, has been quick to ask Direct Provision residents not to get their hopes up. “We appreciate that such welcome acknowledgement of the innate humanity of all individuals fleeing war and persecution might… Read more »
MERE HOURS after hinting a referendum on the constitutional right to housing could take place next year, Minister for Housing Darragh O’Brien has regretfully confirmed the referendum has somehow ended being purchased wholesale by a foreign investment fund. “We thought we had legislation in place to avoid this sort of thing, I don’t know how… Read more »
CONOR MCGREGOR has sought to clarify events around a photo of him with Russia leader Vladimir Putin which has resurfaced in the wake of the latter’s invasion of Ukraine. Humble, and not one to praise himself, the brave Dubliner revealed there was more than meet’s the eye when it came to cheerful and happy photo… Read more »
“AH, right, well it’s just, you see, em… shite,” confirmed the coalition government after it came under sustained questioning in the Dáil over the presence of €36bn of Russian assets sloshing around the IFSC in Special Purpose Vehicles. While several prominent government ministers have taken a tough line on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, it is… Read more »