Neck Brace Wearing Danny Healy Rae ‘May Never Walk Again’ After Garda Attack

DANNY HEALY RAE was meant to be enjoying a day in Croke Park, watching on as Kerry surged to All-Ireland but after a disturbing incident widely documented in video online, a member of An Garda Síochána had other ideas.

“Watch the match? How could Danny watch the match? Sure, he’s no eyes after what happened,” confirmed one witness to the incident.

Now being fed through a tube and wearing two neck braces, one for his neck and one to help the first neck brace do its job, Kerry based doctors we spoke to on the phone who all sounded eerily similar to Healy Rae confirmed the TD would be lucky to walk again.

“He’s walking around fine now sure, but who’s to say that won’t suddenly stop on account on the long-term effects of the pure viciousness of the attack,” offered one of 18 nurses who now care for Healy Rae, who also mentioned how compensation pay outs should really be higher in Ireland.

“And we paying their wages, it’s a disgrace. It’s there in the video, he thrun’em, my God, must have been six feet in the air and then the baton came out,” offered another eye witness, who despite having the same surname denied being related to the independent TD.

“Attacking a TD is one thing, but attacking assistant deputy stand-in backup Junior Minister for Agriculture When Michael Is Sick, ’tis shocking,” added a source, who said Healy Rae was so shook by the incident he’s no interest in eating from his feeding tube of liquified stew.

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