Category: POLITICS

Is It Pronounced ‘Data’ Or ‘Data’?

AS A growing number of people become more and more concerned about, and aware of how tech companies, online publishers, news organisations and websites use their personal data, there has never been a more important time to decide whether it is pronounced ‘data’ or ‘data’. While some members of the public, concerned with how Facebook… Read more »

Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty

THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent poisoning of a former spy in Britain, following a deliberation that lasted as long as it took to say ‘well of course they fucking did it’. The Russian government, who have previously stated in no… Read more »

Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend

A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into a relationship with a similarly minded female activist. Gerard Lunratty, originally from Passage East, has tirelessly campaigned for the repeal of the 8th amendment of the Irish constitution, exclusively on social media in recent months,… Read more »