WHILE many people knew this day was coming sooner rather than later, former supermodel Kate Moss has finally melted into a waxy puddle after becoming too old, WWN can confirm. Attending a lavish Vogue magazine covering the launch of a new Snapchat selfie by Kylie Jenner, Moss had complained of feeling ‘warm’ only to slowly… Read more »
CONTROVERSIAL public figure and failed drug mule Michaella McCollum is set to pursue a career as a reality TV star, with experts confirming that there’s nothing that anyone can do to stop this from happening. McCollum, who couldn’t succeed as a drug smuggler, is set to make a name for herself on Celebrity Big Brother,… Read more »
STREAMING GIANT Netflix has made the decision to cancel its successful House of Cards series, citing the fact that despite an effort to create a series of compelling and dramatic events surrounding the inner workings of Washington politics and the White House, try as they might they ‘can’t compete with this shit’. The news comes… Read more »
FOR former high school senior Ferris Bueller, going to school in the mid-80s and keeping up with grades always came second to having a good time with his friends, but now some 31 years later, Ferris reflects on his adult life and admits regret in skipping class. Now an alcoholic and drug addict, we catch up with… Read more »
WWN Film has always been curious about the graft behind Ireland’s most iconic film, so we’re throwing it open to our readers. Despite being lovingly made, Fatal Deviation, might have one, two or a lot of flaws; can you spot them? Find out below: No you can’t pal, it’s a flawless fucking film. A bit… Read more »
ONE vocal movie fan has taken to social media to refute the results of last night’s Oscars, based on the ten or fifteen minutes of each of the nominated movies that he watched after downloading a screener DVD from a torrent website. Gavin Markey, of fixed abode, eagerly awaits ‘screener season’ each year, when leaked… Read more »
A RECENT study has revealed that pretending to be the popular Marvel character ‘Wolverine’ by putting three pens, three pencils, three knives from the drawer or indeed three of anything between your knuckles is a perfectly normal, everyday part of being a human person. Wolverine, the tortured ex-special forces mutant featured in the X-Men series… Read more »
“FOR every ‘epic burn’ Miss Rowling carries out, she leaves behind a charred corpse. This cannot continue and we are glad she is behind bars,” Det. Roland Rogers told the media outside a New York court. Entering a defiant ‘not guilty’ plea as she addressed the judge earlier this morning, successful author and screenwriter JK… Read more »
Locked into a contract with a number of movie studios, the terms of which dictate Ford maintains his ‘cool aging actor who is indestructible’ persona resulted in yet another near disaster as a plane he was piloting had a close call with a passenger plane. “Harrison was not attempting to do just about anything to… Read more »
