IN a closely fought election with her cousin and political rival Chicago West, Stormi Webster becomes only the third member of the Kardashian/Jenner dynasty to hold the office of the president. Her victory sparked wild celebrations as many feel the 38-year-old’s election will go a long way to heal the rift of the country’s 12th… Read more »
CONTROVERSIAL radio host George Hook has been given specific instructions by his Newstalk bosses to not give his controversial opinion on any controversial subjects while on air with his controversial talk show, WWN can confirm. Hook ran afoul of thousands of non-Newstalk listeners last year after some ill-thought out remarks about rape victims, resulting in… Read more »
AN EPISODE of RTÉ’s Room To Improve is alleged to have been ‘ruined’ by a deaf signer appearing in the corner of the screen and persisting to deliver the programme’s transcript while unsuspecting viewers tuned in, WWN has learned. Airing at approximately half past 12 on Sunday night, dozens of night owls opted to tune in to the… Read more »
FOLLOWING on from sharing the news with her fans of the birth of a healthy and happy child, Kylie Jenner had yet more good news to celebrate after her new line of lip kits for newborns sold out 6 seconds after they went on sale online this morning. Devoted fans delighted in viewing a moving… Read more »
FANS of getting your kicks out of annoying someone with a blanket statement you’re only throwing out there in order to get a reaction out of people will love saying ‘I hate The Beatles’ over and over again, WWN Trending can confirm. Saying you hate The Beatles isn’t for everyone, though, as many people mistakenly… Read more »
RTE have issued an apology this evening after the broadcasters ‘worldwide web player’ crashed when a record number of users logged on at the same time. At 5:46 pm today, a staggering 9 separate IP addresses pinged, sending the players server into meltdown. “We literally had to shut down the whole of Montrose, and turn it back on again,”… Read more »
A STUDY from the Institute of Band Reformation in England has confirmed that the decade informally known as ‘the 90s’ or ‘de 90s’ no longer contains any bands who have yet to bury the hatchet. After Swedish chart toppers Ace of Base reformed on the same day as 90s Japanese band Big Boobie Boogie, who… Read more »
“IT has never been more important to ask of the Nation, that most challenging question; in light of her third Oscar nomination, do we like or dislike Saoirse Ronan, there needs to be a definitive answer” A rare foray into overt political discourse from President Michael D. Higgins has set in motion a snap referendum… Read more »
ALTHOUGH a mix-up in communications has lead to Donald Trump missing out on attending the World Economic Forum in Davos for a sit-down meeting with Galactic megalomaniac Davros, sources close to the POTUS have stated that the meeting was ‘very productive’ and that the Daleks are ‘very fine people indeed’. While 70 world leaders and thousands… Read more »
