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Hutch Murder Trial Collapses Because Ireland
THE REGENCY Hotel shooting trial which inflamed the gangland violence of recent years has collapsed, prompting members of the public ... -
Council Culling Trees Whether You Fucking Like It Or Not
MEMBERS of a local town council gathered today to issue an official statement confirming that yes, they are cutting down all ... -
Local Man Spends Day Spending €175 Million In His Head
A WATERFORD man is cursing himself into oblivion having failed to buy a ticket for last night’s €175 EuroMillions draw ... -
Karl Lagerfeld’s Coffin Looking Kinda Fat To Us
WWN FASHION has joined our industry brothers and sisters in mourning this week following the death of Karl Lagerfeld, who is ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Bernie Sanders
THE Vermont Senator has officially thrown his hat in the ring for the 2020 US Presidential Election. Having galvanised large ... -
Jesus In 24-Hour Feet Washing Bender
HE’S at it again! Galilean playboy Jesus Christ has been spotted on the town again in the company of his ... -
JobPath To Be Rebranded JobCulDeSac
IN A desperate bid to save the JobPath service, Social Protection Minister Regina Doherty has put forward a proposal to change Turas ... -
EU Leaders Switch Off Lights, Hide Behind Couch After May Rings Doorbell
“MERDE!” The words of French president Emmanuel Macron as he spied Theresa May walking up a Brussels driveway shortly before ... -
Top 3% Of Bottom 45% Have 12% Of Top 89%’s Wealth
THE LATEST, easy to digest financial report from an Irish think tank has broken down the economic fortunes of the ... -
Americans Burn Down Hotel Earmarked For Irish Immigrants
EXPLAINING that the infestation of America by an estimated 50,000 illegal Irish immigrants can’t go on any longer, local Bostonians ...