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“There Won’t Be A Second Wave” Confirms Taxi Driving Immunologist
THE WORLD has breathed a sigh of relief at the news that Dublin based taxi driving immunologist Noel Shields has ... -
Donohoe Confirms Intention To Secure EU Job, Get The Fuck Out Of Here Before Shit ...
OUTGOING FINANCE minister Paschal Donohoe licked his finger and raised it in the sky to appraise the direction of the ... -
‘No Donuts If Innocent Civilian Murdered’: US Police Reforms Revealed
COMPETING police reform bills are being put forward by the Republican and Democrat parties, with an emphasis on reshaping how ... -
Authorities Recommend Keeping A 2-Mile Social Distance From Liverpool Fans
CITING the need to preserve the public’s sanity, health authorities recommend keeping 2 miles away from Liverpool fans for the ... -
‘People’s Elbow’ Discovered To Be Largely Ineffective In On-Street Brawling
A RENOWNED Waterford self-defence tutor has advised against utilising moves seen in professional wrestling as part of an attempt to ... -
Court Hears John Delaney Still An Awful Prick
FORMER FAI CEO John Delaney has made the news again today as part of an ongoing OCDE investigation into the ... -
Local Man Reaches Nirvana 15 Seconds Into Arse Scratching
THRONGS OF Buddhist monks have descended on the home of one Waterford man after reports he achieved a transcendent state ... -
Irish People Tell Us What Their Local Pub Means To Them
THE REOPENING of the pubs, a day that will be etched into the national psyche for generations to come. Tears ... -
“This Is Like Being Jewish In WWII”: Your Compulsory Face Mask Reactions
WITH WORD circulating that wearing face masks on public transport could become compulsory, WWN took to the streets to garner ... -
Where Are They Now: Covid-19
“I JUST feel like I let the entire Coronavirus name down” sighs a jaded, beaten-down Covid-19 virus as it gazed ...
