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Local Man Regrets Missing Ennio Morricone In Concert 23 Times
“GONE so soon” posted 42-year old William Carson on his Facebook page today, mourning the death of famed composer Ennio ... -
BREAKING: Delusional Nation Under The Impression Drunk People Are Responsible
THE IRISH nation was left a little bit disappointed with itself today following the realisation that drunk people are incapable ... -
Solidarity! Leading Brands Conclude They Can Make More Money Pretending To Care About Racism
DESPITE major brands pulling all advertising spend three months ago from every social media platform, radio, tv station and billboard ... -
US Makes Preparations For Final 4th Of July
AMERICAN citizens are gearing up for the 244th and final celebration of the 1776 signing of the Declaration of Independence, ... -
Man Faces Impossible Choice Between Protecting Himself From Covid & Looking Like Hardy Bastard
LOCAL tough chaw Eamon Farrell is weighing up the cost of his health and wellbeing versus his status as a ... -
Pathetic Newly Appointed Junior Minister Thinks He’s A Real Minister
AFTER MUCH controversy, dismay, infighting and ego-massaging the identities of the governments’ junior ministers are now known, with significant representation ... -
Funeral Etiquette During Covid-19 As Advised By Sinn Féin
IT CAN be hard to know how to correctly follow very clear guidelines on things such as attending funerals during ... -
“It’s Just Covid-19, Honestly” Confirms Sweating Prince Andrew
REACTING to New York police charging Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell for her role in the abuse and exploitation of ... -
Chinese Burn Ban: Here’s What Irish Schools Could Look Like When They Reopen
SCHOOLYARD bullies are among the groups most likely to be affected by new Covid rules from the Department Of Education, ... -
Camouflaged County Team Returns To Training Under Cover Of Darkness
ABSEILING down the interior of a disused well on an abandoned farm which leading to a series of interconnecting tunnels, ...









