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Christy Moore Opens Eyes For First Time In 30 Years Following Surgery
LEGENDARY singer-songwriter Christy Moore caught a glimpse of the world around him for the first time in over 30 years, ... -
Mix Up Sees Thousands Of Paedophiles Arrive At Vatican For Sex Abuse Conference
APOLOGISING profusely for the mix up, the Catholic Church was forced to turn thousands of sheepish paedophiles away from the ... -
Exhausted British Voters Quit British Politics
RESPONDING to the news 8 Labours MPs and 3 Tory MPs have quit their parties to form the Independent Group ... -
Hutch Murder Trial Collapses Because Ireland
THE REGENCY Hotel shooting trial which inflamed the gangland violence of recent years has collapsed, prompting members of the public ... -
Council Culling Trees Whether You Fucking Like It Or Not
MEMBERS of a local town council gathered today to issue an official statement confirming that yes, they are cutting down all ... -
Local Man Spends Day Spending €175 Million In His Head
A WATERFORD man is cursing himself into oblivion having failed to buy a ticket for last night’s €175 EuroMillions draw ... -
Karl Lagerfeld’s Coffin Looking Kinda Fat To Us
WWN FASHION has joined our industry brothers and sisters in mourning this week following the death of Karl Lagerfeld, who is ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Bernie Sanders
THE Vermont Senator has officially thrown his hat in the ring for the 2020 US Presidential Election. Having galvanised large ... -
Jesus In 24-Hour Feet Washing Bender
HE’S at it again! Galilean playboy Jesus Christ has been spotted on the town again in the company of his ... -
JobPath To Be Rebranded JobCulDeSac
IN A desperate bid to save the JobPath service, Social Protection Minister Regina Doherty has put forward a proposal to change Turas ...